God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

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God's reply: Just have breakfast, my brother's eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful.

God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

[Sand sculpture question] I saw a girl squatting on the ground crying at the station. How should I comfort her?

divine commentary and a weird question every day.

Commentary, what is going on? Why do the verification codes issued by the Agricultural Bank of China become like this?

[Shadow problem] Take out the most powerful photos on your mobile phones to defeat me.

Divine comment, Is there any way to quickly separate red beans and mung beans?

Do you have a dog at home?

Funny picture 1: What a girl wants from a boy vs. her own conditions...

Divine comment, I did this when I was a child Yes, they should all be married.

, deep love!

A silly question: What are the eight most humble words in the world? Can you type them in to see which ones they are?

Nonsense question: Guys, I feel like I’m in love, but how should I use WeChat?

Nonsense question: Buy less! It gives me a fucking headache!

Shameless question: Dear friends, this may be my tenth failed blind date at the age of 20, maybe I am an orphan! Suddenly I really want to sing "Meeting" by Stefanie Sun

Shameless question: Why don't you buy insurance? My family grows pears on ten acres of land. Yesterday's heavy rain and strong wind knocked down many pears. Because I bought natural disaster insurance, I went to apply for insurance. The insuranceman said: It only counts if all the pears on the tree are smashed.

Comments: The clothes I bought online are so hard to describe after I come back.

Divine comment, from now on, there will be a handsome boy waiting here every day in this supermarket.

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1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin - DayDayNews

1. The mantis catches the cicada, Nuwa catches the sky, the dead sheep catches the prison, and the strong points catch the weak points. These are the four famous catches in history. 2. My wife called me: Honey, it’s time to eat. I went to the kitchen and saw that there was nothin

Dude: Bad Ancestors and Bad Clan

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Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years? - DayDayNews

Can any friends explain what this means? After watching it for a quarter of an hour, I couldn't figure out what it looked like. Where do people like this in Internet cafes get their income without working? What organization has existed for thousands of years?

What domestic organization has existed for thousands of years? Show me off in the comment section! Wahahahahaha

06/19 1151

1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th - DayDayNews

1. After I got my driver’s license, I took my best friend out for a walk. Suddenly, an old man in front of me fell to the ground. Just when I was at a loss, my best friend pulled me and cried and shouted: "Brake! Brake! How many people have you killed today?" It's over!" I saw th

Humorous funny jokes

06/19 1818

Is this kind of fitness equipment really useful? Is this level really considered a high salary? This is a bit embarrassing. This last moment really surprised me. Have you found all four masters and apprentices? - DayDayNews

Is this kind of fitness equipment really useful? Is this level really considered a high salary? This is a bit embarrassing. This last moment really surprised me. Have you found all four masters and apprentices?

Are medical staff really unfazed when faced with a patient's naked body? Netizens’ replies lit up

06/19 1142

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside - DayDayNews

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside

Funny animated GIF: After using the toilet, it can’t be flushed cleanly. I heard others say that it can be flushed cleanly by flushing it with hot water.

06/19 1166

The master is among the people and the clown is in the palace. Don't check your phone. Do you know what the second half of the sentence is? "My uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear the green skirt!" - DayDayNews

The master is among the people and the clown is in the palace. Don't check your phone. Do you know what the second half of the sentence is? "My uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear the green skirt!"

"Uncle said the girl on the left is pretty, but I still choose to wear a green skirt!" Hahaha

06/19 1867

In reality: the toothpick will break if the scoop is not reached. 19 I thought he was an intellectual, but I didn't expect him to be a terrorist. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go. - DayDayNews

In reality: the toothpick will break if the scoop is not reached. 19 I thought he was an intellectual, but I didn't expect him to be a terrorist. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go.

God’s reply: When you are an officer of the student union and your boyfriend is a minister, should this relationship be made public?

06/19 1196

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing. - DayDayNews

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing.

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be... too miserable, really miserable.

06/19 1096

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a - DayDayNews

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a

The three big mountains laughed at the small mountains mercilessly, and in the next second they used their strength to teach them how to be mountains.

06/18 1832

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" is now renamed "Only You Are Smart". The name of this novel seems to be a comedy and reality type. What will happen to the extremely smart Million Up Scholars and the scumbag male protagonist? funny story. - DayDayNews

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" is now renamed "Only You Are Smart". The name of this novel seems to be a comedy and reality type. What will happen to the extremely smart Million Up Scholars and the scumbag male protagonist? funny story.

Xiao Xiao's "Millions of Up Scholars Play Me Every Day" was renamed "Only You Are Smart" and was published on July 15

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