Suddenly I had an idea, and I remembered watching a video where someone had encountered the same thing, so I ordered ten takeaways. I thought that ten deliverymen could come to help me move the car out, and then the takeaway meals would be delivered to me. The delivery guys eat.

July 7, 2021

@CarmenLagala:

Not long after I got my driver’s license, when I was reversing today, my mother’s rear wheel got stuck in the ditch, and there was no one nearby.

Suddenly I had an idea, and I remembered watching a video about someone who had the same thing happen to me, so I ordered ten takeaways. I thought that ten deliverymen could come to help me move the car out, and then the takeaway meals would be delivered. Give it to the delivery guys.

Result Now, the delivery boy and I are sitting around ten portions of takeout, discussing which link caused the problem while eating.

Netizens from the island country made some little bunnies out of dogtail grass. They are super cute!

@天菜 Killer:

Damn it! I was walking in the community, and two children behind me were following me, and they suddenly sang: I am looking into the distance, above the moon

My whole body was shocked, and I sang along!

When I turned around, they covered their mouths and ran away. I suspected they were being recorded! The cubs started to fight back!

@智hapxi:

It is really important to express your demands generously. Whether you like it or not, if you don’t say it clearly in many words, you will give others the opportunity to act stupid. In the end, it is not you who will feel uncomfortable.

Positive energy today

It’s not easy , my Internet mouth is

I bought the bread because I thought it looked so cute. After I brought it home, I found that the bread had become Not very happy

@ The runaway velvet dog:

People can’t be too tolerant High, otherwise there will be more and more garbage around you.

worker dna awakened

#In fact, the nurse thinks that you change your sexual partners too frequently, which is risky#

@Super-quick pan-fried senbei:

I went to Hong Kong to take an exam, and when I was eating, the grandmother next to me emphasized in broken Mandarin that the fish was frozen. It is necessary to smash lemon into lemon tea.

From then on, he followed the instructions and insisted on hammering lemons to death. Now every time he goes to a Cantonese restaurant, he will get a look of approval from the waiter.

#? ? #

"The secret of maintaining a good relationship"

@大头和his friends:

Maybe it is normal operation if everything goes wrong. If everything goes well, I will suspect that there is a big hole behind.

#Is it possible that it is the other way around? Where money flows, rich people are created. Where love flows, happy people are created. Where suffering gathers, people who can endure hardship are created. #

The excitement in this world comes from loneliness.

Actually, I have never liked the feeling of being alone.

But after so many years, I gradually found that this was a good time.

Because when you are with others,

you always look at yourself through the eyes of others.

When you are alone,

will be forced to look at yourself with your own eyes again. What are the advantages and disadvantages of

.

What do I want to do?

Am I doing enough on my own?

See you tomorrow

Unify the national discourse after drinking | Last year today1854

July 07, 2021

Are you happy?

#宝, thinking of you makes me happy at work #

national unified speech after drinking

@Like drinking hot milk in winter

I saw a girl parking her car on the side of the road but she couldn't get in, so I slowly walked to her car. He knocked on the car window and said in an understatement: I'll do it. . I sat on it confidently and with a smile. I poured it back and forth several times, but I couldn't get in. I saw through the car window that she was holding back her laughter and her face was red.

She opened a house upstairs. What should I do if she is killed?

Office surfer boy

Workplace truth:

No matter how hard you work, your boss will always appear when you are taking a break. He can't see you when you are working, but he is the first to see you when you are playing with your mobile phone. 77

I'm sorry, I can't accept online dating.

Vain things can't bring me a sense of security.

Suspicion and suspicion It is the source of tears late at night. I want stable happiness, the kind that I can touch with my hand.

But when I saw this photo of yours I knew: I can do it.

Sanya signage (have you arrived in the Northeast??)

@useless knowledge bot

learned it!

@阿屋博

My recent feeling is: when you love yourself well, your body will release a very healing energy. Whenever others are infected by this energy, they will feel very warm, so they are more willing to love subconsciously. you. This creates a virtuous cycle.

So, if you want to have more love, you should put yourself first, and then you will find that the entire universe favors you.

Motherly love in the trash can

@Nearly out of control

Every working day morning, my thoughts are:

"Sleep for 10 more minutes"

"Sleep for 3 more minutes"

"Why don't you ask for leave"

"tmd simply Quit"

Weird knowledge that the teacher taught you:

University elective course, human body aging and free radicals, while talking about it, the teacher suddenly and seriously suggested that we should always carry plastic bags with us, because in case of encounter In a car accident, if the intestines flow out of the body, you can take out a plastic bag and quickly put it away yourself to avoid being stepped on by panicked people. . . It has been almost twenty years, but this knowledge is really imprinted in my mind.

My friends and I...

See you tomorrow