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1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a - DayDayNews

1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a

Classic funny jokes about buying rice, funny mirror jokes

06/23 1880

"I'm still a virgin in my twenties! I'm living at the bottom of society, and I can't even see a woman at work. What should I do?" "I work in a game studio, and I'm going on a blind date! What should I do with my mother-in-law?" Introduce yourself?" - DayDayNews

"I'm still a virgin in my twenties! I'm living at the bottom of society, and I can't even see a woman at work. What should I do?" "I work in a game studio, and I'm going on a blind date! What should I do with my mother-in-law?" Introduce yourself?"

Laughter: "We're from the game studio, getting ready for a blind date! How do you introduce yourself to your mother-in-law?"

06/23 1350

Don't offend the lighting engineer, hahahahaha report, instant noodles curse, I'm so annoyed that my mother can't handle this kind of thing, the relief moved, moved, it moved! It's really waterproof. In the face of absolute power, any skills are useless. Air conditioning still ha - DayDayNews

Don't offend the lighting engineer, hahahahaha report, instant noodles curse, I'm so annoyed that my mother can't handle this kind of thing, the relief moved, moved, it moved! It's really waterproof. In the face of absolute power, any skills are useless. Air conditioning still ha

Sister, you are so willful. With such a figure, you still wear such a thin skirt. Don’t you feel embarrassed?

06/22 1151

03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go. - DayDayNews

03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go.

God’s reply: What does cat milk taste like? How can I drink it?

06/21 1556

Text: Putao, the first public account: Putao is drunk, please refuse to reprint Jiang Cheng sat in the store for a while and then went shopping with his girlfriend. As soon as he left, a customer came from behind and said, "The boss is so capricious. Open when you want, rest when - DayDayNews

Text: Putao, the first public account: Putao is drunk, please refuse to reprint Jiang Cheng sat in the store for a while and then went shopping with his girlfriend. As soon as he left, a customer came from behind and said, "The boss is so capricious. Open when you want, rest when

Wang Xian | Like You 108: Wei Ying’s milk tea shop became popular, but Lan Zhan got into trouble

06/22 1682

Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future. - DayDayNews

Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future.

Ten funny jokes with humorous connotations

06/20 1940

The prostitute wanted to play with her beak again, but she ended up feeling empty and lonely. Looking at the title, she thought she was trying to clear her name by refusing to sign the autograph, but it turned out that she just wanted to draw dirty water and the fire of public op - DayDayNews

The prostitute wanted to play with her beak again, but she ended up feeling empty and lonely. Looking at the title, she thought she was trying to clear her name by refusing to sign the autograph, but it turned out that she just wanted to draw dirty water and the fire of public op

What is the purpose of Xiong posting a recorded video with a title? Can sin be covered up?

06/21 1801

# funny大奖# Hello everyone, I earn a small amount of money to support my family. One day is like the other day. Did you think that the editor was talking nonsense the last time you saw me? Some time ago, a meme called "nonsense literature" gradually started to ferment on major soc - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Hello everyone, I earn a small amount of money to support my family. One day is like the other day. Did you think that the editor was talking nonsense the last time you saw me? Some time ago, a meme called "nonsense literature" gradually started to ferment on major soc

"Bullshit literature" Listening to your words is like listening to a few words

06/21 1618

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me. - DayDayNews

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.

"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.

06/20 1362

Don't worry about the difference, just don't mess with it. You underestimated your child. He will be more useful in the future. Do you know the answer to this elementary school math calculation question? Except for the rich, let’s talk about it. How did you get here when you were - DayDayNews

Don't worry about the difference, just don't mess with it. You underestimated your child. He will be more useful in the future. Do you know the answer to this elementary school math calculation question? Except for the rich, let’s talk about it. How did you get here when you were

Hilarious comment: After seeing this buyer’s show, the seller directly changed his business to a brick-and-mortar business.

06/24 1225

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table: - DayDayNews

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table:

"I don't believe this bastard can't be killed by drinking!"

06/27 1958

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

06/27 1364

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

06/27 1710

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

06/27 1157

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

06/27 1499

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

06/26 1188

Advertising e-commerce is a marketing method that returns all points. The platform sets a fixed proportion of points based on the amount of user consumption. Users can spend points to watch advertising tasks. The platform will return money to users based on the percentage of the - DayDayNews

Advertising e-commerce is a marketing method that returns all points. The platform sets a fixed proportion of points based on the amount of user consumption. Users can spend points to watch advertising tasks. The platform will return money to users based on the percentage of the

Advertising e-commerce - marketing method with full points return

06/27 1281

Tencent has two chat software that are very popular, namely WeChat and QQ. The editor of WeChat has many articles and videos in the past. Now let’s talk about QQ. In the process of using QQ, friends cannot avoid accidentally deleting some important information. Chat records, and - DayDayNews

Tencent has two chat software that are very popular, namely WeChat and QQ. The editor of WeChat has many articles and videos in the past. Now let’s talk about QQ. In the process of using QQ, friends cannot avoid accidentally deleting some important information. Chat records, and

How to recover chat history deleted from QQ mobile version

06/27 1659

Zhao Liying said: "Marriage is only part of a woman's growth experience." When entertainment reporter Ali met Zhao Liying a few years ago, he felt that she was not good at words. She didn't talk much when surrounded by the media. She often smiled in a good-natured manner and occa - DayDayNews

Zhao Liying said: "Marriage is only part of a woman's growth experience." When entertainment reporter Ali met Zhao Liying a few years ago, he felt that she was not good at words. She didn't talk much when surrounded by the media. She often smiled in a good-natured manner and occa

Is "He Xingfu" divorced? Zhao Liying responded...

06/27 1137

Source: Lanyue.com mentioned Shan Yichun, "lucky" is the key word. At the age of 18, he won the championship of "The Voice of China 2020" and became the youngest winner in previous competitions. - DayDayNews

Source: Lanyue.com mentioned Shan Yichun, "lucky" is the key word. At the age of 18, he won the championship of "The Voice of China 2020" and became the youngest winner in previous competitions.

Repost: New generation singer Shan Yichun: The first Cantonese single "Diary of a Pretty Boy" was born on July 11

06/27 1800

Nostalgia has become popular recently. In those years, there were Jay Chou and other male singers, and there were s.h.e, F4, Mayday and other heavenly groups fighting, and the fights between female singers were even more brutal. The four big and three little queens left everyone - DayDayNews

Nostalgia has become popular recently. In those years, there were Jay Chou and other male singers, and there were s.h.e, F4, Mayday and other heavenly groups fighting, and the fights between female singers were even more brutal. The four big and three little queens left everyone

The four major players and the three minor players back then can still compete even in the digital age. The number of heads is not limited.

06/27 1556

What I'm most looking forward to in Jay Chou's new album is the Chinese style song "Beauty Like Frost", written by Fang Wenshan and composed by Jay Chou! You need to listen to this song several times before you can taste the flavor inside. And when you first listen to it, you don - DayDayNews

What I'm most looking forward to in Jay Chou's new album is the Chinese style song "Beauty Like Frost", written by Fang Wenshan and composed by Jay Chou! You need to listen to this song several times before you can taste the flavor inside. And when you first listen to it, you don

"Beauty Like Frost" is a little dull at first listen, but it's amazing after listening to it again

06/27 1662