1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked at the trajectory of the electric car, and said to himself: This is the legendary rice noodles!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. The mother snail said to the little snail: You are not young anymore. Tomorrow I will take you to the village next door for a blind date. Little Snail: Mom, I'm only 12 years old, and I haven't reached the legal age for marriage yet! Mother Snail said: My child, you will be old enough when we get there.
3. Embarrassing mirror funny joke, the purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let people urinate and look in the mirror. The first time I heard "I love you" I wanted to cry, the second time I heard "I love you" I wanted to laugh, the third time I heard "I love you" I couldn't laugh or cry. If a woman has no news, it may be good news for a man; if a man has no news, it is definitely bad news for a woman.
4. My five-year-old daughter was playing in the park and suddenly picked up a drink bottle cap. She ran over to me and said happily, Dad, please have another bottle. I said, you can't read, how do you know it's another bottle? My daughter said that if the first two words are the same, it means thank you for tasting it. If not, I will have another bottle~
5. A couple took a little girl to rent a house. They knocked on the landlord's door and said they wanted to rent a house. The landlord looked at them and said, "Sorry, I don't rent to families with children." Then he closed the door. After a while, he heard a knock on the door. He opened the door and saw that it was the little girl just now. He only heard her say: "Uncle, can you rent the house to me? I don't have children, only two adults." "
6. When I bought apples yesterday morning, I asked, "How much does it cost per catty?" Boss: "Three yuan per catty." I said, "It's too expensive, maybe ten yuan per catty." Boss: "No, at least." Two yuan and eight pounds." The two old ladies next to us were petrified, and I was petrified in an instant.
7. The cap of a bottle of perfume in the little girl’s bag fell off, and the fragrance filled the bus. The little girl wiped her bag with a tissue, and everyone started laughing. Suddenly, the expression of the uncle sitting next to the little girl changed drastically. He pointed at the little girl and said, "You, you, you...how do you want me to get home?"
8. I was shopping at the convenience store downstairs just now. When checking out, the boss was humming the theme song of Where Are We Going, Dad while collecting money and giving change? He sang like this: There is a cool guy in my family who has three heads and six arms and is invulnerable. His palms are a little thick and he led me to learn to walk. Then I finished the knot and turned to leave, and he continued to sing: Thank you for visiting my canteen...
