When you are TOO FAST for your heat 🔥💪 #shorts

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When you are TOO FAST for your heat 🔥💪 #shorts - DayDayNews

When you are TOO FAST for your heat 🔥💪 #shorts - DayDayNews

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin.

You actually flirted with your own uncle through online flirting? As a result...hahaha, please try to live on another planet.

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1. My wife was browsing an online store when she suddenly asked me: "There is an idiom called 椟 return the pearl again?" I blurted out: "Buy." My wife quickly clicked the mouse: "Okay!" 2. High school classmate for ten years At a party, a female classmate asked Xiao Wang: Honestl - DayDayNews

1. My wife was browsing an online store when she suddenly asked me: "There is an idiom called 椟 return the pearl again?" I blurted out: "Buy." My wife quickly clicked the mouse: "Okay!" 2. High school classmate for ten years At a party, a female classmate asked Xiao Wang: Honestl

A moment of relaxation: Those lines in The King that will surprise you

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1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa - DayDayNews

1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa

A moment of relaxation: Tell me how a junior high school student can enter high school besides taking the high school entrance examination.

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1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep. - DayDayNews

Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep.

One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend, hahahahahahahahaha

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Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

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How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger. - DayDayNews

How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger.

God replied, what would you do if your girlfriend was slapped by Tyson?

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

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Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af - DayDayNews

Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af

How to use acrostic poems to express love to your girlfriend? Netizens are just trying to trick me.

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As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to - DayDayNews

As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to

3000+ golden sentences plus jokes.doc (to improve the sense of humor and make students "unconsciously aware of the seriousness")

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In real life, I finally met Tiga. This is nutrition, don’t get it wrong. The neighbor's eldest brother thought that his wife must have "cheated", and finally called a reporter to find out directly. - DayDayNews

In real life, I finally met Tiga. This is nutrition, don’t get it wrong. The neighbor's eldest brother thought that his wife must have "cheated", and finally called a reporter to find out directly.

The neighbor's eldest brother thought his wife must be "cheating", but finally the reporter came and found out directly

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# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story! - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# (Wang Xiutian/Text) Friends, when you read this title, you think I am too ignorant, right? How could you write such a shallow and vulgar article? Yes, you are right to question. But please patiently listen to me tell the following true story!

I just learned that this is how twins are born

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I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

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There are three days of summer in a year. After the fall, some areas in China will enter the hottest time of the year. It is not only sultry, but also very humid, and the body feeling will be very bad. At this time, facing the scorching sun, people just want to lie down in an air - DayDayNews

There are three days of summer in a year. After the fall, some areas in China will enter the hottest time of the year. It is not only sultry, but also very humid, and the body feeling will be very bad. At this time, facing the scorching sun, people just want to lie down in an air

"It's good to eat 3 for the first time, and you won't get sick." It's about to be the first time! What are the 3 best things to eat to keep your body in good shape?

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There is no doubt that the United States has lighted the way for humanity in space travel for decades. Today, NASA remains the world's leading space agency, facing an endless series of groundbreaking missions. However, space agencies in many countries have now begun to challenge - DayDayNews

There is no doubt that the United States has lighted the way for humanity in space travel for decades. Today, NASA remains the world's leading space agency, facing an endless series of groundbreaking missions. However, space agencies in many countries have now begun to challenge

3 ways in which Indian space agency is better than NASA

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Even starting from H.G. Wells, the subject of contact between humans and aliens has existed in science fiction for more than a century. One of the reasons may be that in the real world, humans have not really come into contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, and there is not - DayDayNews

Even starting from H.G. Wells, the subject of contact between humans and aliens has existed in science fiction for more than a century. One of the reasons may be that in the real world, humans have not really come into contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, and there is not

The Last Free Man——Review of "The Rose and the Worm"

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There is such a place in the northwest region of my country. It was once a dangerous place where no one dared to set foot. It was once called the "Sea of Death." Times have changed, but today it feeds hundreds of millions of people. Such a big reversal makes people ask: Where i - DayDayNews

There is such a place in the northwest region of my country. It was once a dangerous place where no one dared to set foot. It was once called the "Sea of Death." Times have changed, but today it feeds hundreds of millions of people. Such a big reversal makes people ask: Where i

A dangerous place in China where no one dares to set foot has fed hundreds of millions of people and given the country a say.

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In the modern history of Cambodia, Pol Pot and Khieu Samphan are both figures that must be mentioned. They made the Cambodian people suffer. In the short three years they ruled Cambodia (from April 1975 to January 1979), the population of Cambodia dropped by one-third. Some peopl - DayDayNews

In the modern history of Cambodia, Pol Pot and Khieu Samphan are both figures that must be mentioned. They made the Cambodian people suffer. In the short three years they ruled Cambodia (from April 1975 to January 1979), the population of Cambodia dropped by one-third. Some peopl

Who said Pol Pot and Khieu Samphan were handsome? But King Norodom Sihamoni and Prince Shakavu are more handsome

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It is said that there was a talented man in Wuzhong, whose surname was Tang Mingyin and whose courtesy name was Bohu. He was extremely intelligent, knowledgeable and knowledgeable in calligraphy, painting and music. He is a bohemian and has the ambition to despise the world and b - DayDayNews

It is said that there was a talented man in Wuzhong, whose surname was Tang Mingyin and whose courtesy name was Bohu. He was extremely intelligent, knowledgeable and knowledgeable in calligraphy, painting and music. He is a bohemian and has the ambition to despise the world and b

Summary of the story "Tang Jieyuan Yixiao Marriage" in the 26th volume of the three-character ancient novel "Jingshi Tongyan"

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