Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future.

1. Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion.

female: So cute~

male: Yes. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future. . .

2. When Zhengzheng drove past an overpass, he only looked at Shu Qi wearing a three-point style on the billboard. He did not look at the sign under the billboard prohibiting going straight. As a result, as soon as he got off the overpass, he was issued a ticket by the traffic police. Zhengzheng smacked his lips and sighed: Darling, celebrities are worth a lot of money. One look at them is worth 200 yuan!

3. In class, the teacher conducted a survey. The question was: What do you want to do when you grow up?

Boys Duoduo raised their hands and spoke: Teacher, I want to be an official when I grow up!

Why? The teacher asked further.

Be a functional mistress. My mother pinched my breasts when I was born. She had two breast tubes and I couldn’t get enough of them!

The whole room burst into laughter!

The girl at the same table, Duoduo, stood up and corrected: Teacher, what he said is wrong. This is not what it means to have a mistress. A mistress is a second concubine other than the eldest wife. She is a concubine for an official. Being a concubine is not a good idea. Be popular, wear famous brands, eat big meals, live in Western-style houses, wear famous watches, and travel around the world!

Seeing that the situation was not good, the teacher quickly stopped Duoduo and gave guidance elsewhere, saying Duoduo, tell the teacher, what do you want to do when you grow up?

Teacher, I just want to be a mistress!

The words shocked everyone, and the whole room was silent.

4. The Silver Horned King came in happily:

Brother, Tang Monk has cleaned his chops. Do you think it should be steamed or boiled?

The Golden Horned King laughed loudly:

Brother, just take a look. Why? The imperial chef invited by my brother has already begun to take action.

If the whole Manchu and Han Dynasties are not feasting, we can't help Tang Monk's meat.

For a long time, Tang Monk slept on a big cake. His whole body was covered with a big steamed bun. He was carried in.

Your Majesty, it's already It's done. The imperial chef is sweating profusely.

What! The Silver Horn King came closer and shouted:

Brother, what kind of Man-Han banquet is this? This is clearly Roujiamo ! Ah! The Golden Horn King is angry.

King, Your Majesty, spare your life! The imperial chef shouted:

Your Majesty, this is the hamburger made for you.

Your Majesty, look at this!

After saying that, he opened another plate and said: Your Majesty, this is the castrated pig Bajie. ,Egg tarts made for you.

5. One day, a man was traveling in Africa. Suddenly I felt urgent to urinate, so I found a place to relieve myself.

This scene happened to be seen by some animals.

The lion said: People are so scary! Our manes grow on our necks, human manes grow between our legs!

Rhino said: People are so scary! My tail grows behind my butt, and the human tail grows in front of my butt!

Snake said: People are so scary! We can only stick out our tongues from our mouths, but people can spit water out of their mouths!

The baboon said: People are so scary! We all have hair on our bodies. Not only do we have hair on our bodies, but there is also such a big parasite that moves around!

6. After the couple finished loving each other, the wife said coquettishly: You have to repackage me.

The husband did as he was told. Suddenly, he said: I won’t help you put on your long johns.

The wife said: What is the difficulty?

My husband said: The woman’s autumn trousers did not open the front window, so I couldn’t tell the front and back of the trousers.

The wife said: Don’t you use your brain?

The husband suddenly realized and said: The front of the long johns smells like urine, and the back of the long johns smells like shit.

7,

Lao Li's prostate is very heavy, and he has frequent urination and urgent urination, especially incomplete urination. Every time I come back from the bathroom, my shiny leather shoes are stained with urine spots. This also became a joke in the unit.

Recently, every time Lao Li comes back from the bathroom, the urine spots on his leather shoes are gone. When everyone asked, he said that his prostate had healed. Privately he said he had a new approach. any solution? He just wouldn't say it.

Yesterday, Lao Li drank too much. Before anyone could ask what the solution was, he told him what to do. He said: You know, wet clothes will stop dripping if you wring them out. My solution is to twist it after peeing.

8. Lao Che’s stomachache could not be cured. His lover gave him a folk remedy: chop red peppers, soak them in 60-degree white wine for 24 hours, and take two spoonfuls on an empty stomach in the morning. Lao Che told me When I was drinking, I said: Drink it, it will hurt to death. Lao Che said: It won’t hurt at all. I said: Impossible.

Lao Che said: If you faint, you won’t know the pain.

9. A friend got married. The emcee at the wedding said: Please give the groom a wedding speech!

The groom paused for a moment, looked at the bride affectionately and said: Thank you WeChat, thank you momo and QQ, thank you Shake! .

The emcee added: Don’t forget to thank the people around you when you get divorced. . .

10. A female accountant asked for leave from the factory director.

The factory director asked: Why do you have to ask for leave at this time of every month? Asking for leave for what?

The female accountant said: There is a visitor at home.

The factory director was very curious and asked: What kind of customer?

The female accountant hesitated for a while and said: My mother’s family.

The factory director continued to ask: Who is it? Why do you come every month?

The female accountant blushed and said: Liu Honghong.

The factory director slapped his thigh: Liu Honghong is my cousin. No, I have to go and accompany him.