01. The beautiful woman went to the upper bunk, and the uncle’s eyes lit up! The uncle's eyes seemed to say: This skill is too poor, at least there is more than one flaw! 02. Frodo, the Lord of the Rings has corrupted you after all. Ready to come out, 5% of the page occupies 90%

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01. The beautiful woman went to the upper bunk, and the uncle’s eyes lit up!

The uncle’s eyes seemed to say: This skill is too bad, at least there are more than one flaw!

02, Frodo, the Lord of the Rings has corrupted you after all.

is ready to come out, occupying 5% of the page and 90% of the attention.

03, crispy chicken flavor

is obviously a meat dish, why did you only pay for the vegetarian dish?

04. One person who really wanted to do something was pulled away.

The last four people agreed that it was the little girl who caused the trouble.

05. This is not social terror, this is trash.

html The 26-year-old had a power outage at home. He went to an Internet cafe and failed to update the game. He shouted to the network administrator, "Teacher, there is something wrong with my computer."

06. Objective statement: In the eyes of conservative people, cohabitation history and second marriage are synonymous.

My second marriage finally became permanent, but I was laid off during this probationary period.

07, Brother Jade Emperor, why don’t you eat?

Peel open the eggplant and inside is soybean paste core

08. Are these stockings shallow at the top and deep at the bottom?

09. Driving a big car?

Large vehicles? How many tons can you carry?

10. With your handwriting, are you a primary school student who has repeated grade ten years?

If he is really a third-grade primary school student, and his handwriting is so good, he must have practiced a lot, then he will definitely not choose A for the following question.

11. With this mirror, I can see a different version of myself every day.

I feel that I am already perfect.

12. This must be a special fate.

13. I was shocked when I looked back!

The black threads are all broken, please change them!

14, good idea, can you bring electric mosquito swatter in?

can edit the gene into and implant the luminescent protein into mosquitoes. In this way, the mosquitoes will have energy to emit light after receiving blood. Luminous mosquitoes are unlikely to breed in large numbers in the wild environment and will cause limited damage to the environment. After researching it, remember to turn yourself in and reform!

15. Is this a tacit understanding unique to twins?

To be honest, it would be a shame not to go to WWE!

16. It’s the first time I saw a band-aid on my face.

I still like the feeling of wearing a band-aid on my face.

17. Do you still feel excited as an adult?

How insightful. Only when your heart has moved can you say the word forget it

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In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table: - DayDayNews

In the past few years, wine bureaus were popular, drinking for big events and drinking for small events. Drink when you have something to do, and drink when you have nothing to do. The sister-in-law stood up and connected to the six "submarines" and said to everyone at the table:

"I don't believe this bastard can't be killed by drinking!"

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1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

What a joke, it’s such a funny joke

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews

Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o

Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships

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1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

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It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

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Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.

A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears

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1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter

A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams

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