Alien Asks For Help From Girl With 200+ IQ, Because She's the Only One Who Can Save His Planet

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Alien Asks For Help From Girl With 200+ IQ, Because She's the Only One Who Can Save His Planet - DayDayNews

Alien Asks For Help From Girl With 200+ IQ, Because She's the Only One Who Can Save His Planet - DayDayNews

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1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa - DayDayNews

1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa

A moment of relaxation: Tell me how a junior high school student can enter high school besides taking the high school entrance examination.

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Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep. - DayDayNews

Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep.

One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend, hahahahahahahahaha

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1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews

1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?

Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.

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20 What was found on the broken roof, could it be an alien that was dried in the sun? People don’t tell secrets. I like this author, so I give it to him with a threesome ~ It’s noon on the day of hoeing, the editor is working hard, and the scenery is picturesque , attention canno - DayDayNews

20 What was found on the broken roof, could it be an alien that was dried in the sun? People don’t tell secrets. I like this author, so I give it to him with a threesome ~ It’s noon on the day of hoeing, the editor is working hard, and the scenery is picturesque , attention canno

God’s reply: Could it be that what was found on the broken roof was an alien that was dried in the sun? A bit scary

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1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . . Girlfriend: Help me cook a crab, I want to eat it. Me: Each person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself? Her: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill. 2. I was taking my little daughter for a ride on my electric donkey, and a for - DayDayNews

1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . . Girlfriend: Help me cook a crab, I want to eat it. Me: Each person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself? Her: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill. 2. I was taking my little daughter for a ride on my electric donkey, and a for

A moment of relaxation: simple rules in the boys’ dormitory

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Brother Gou put the picture at the bottom of the box but it was still funny. Now that we have revisited all the classics, how could we miss out on these amazing pictures below? Drunk wild panda aunt. - DayDayNews

Brother Gou put the picture at the bottom of the box but it was still funny. Now that we have revisited all the classics, how could we miss out on these amazing pictures below? Drunk wild panda aunt.

Teacher He hugs the dog to urinate, Brother Sanshi dances and washes the dog... I laugh every time I see these bad pictures, haha

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# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute. - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute.

If you don’t want to be fat, how can you lose weight without exercising? Netizen’s reply

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1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

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Not too much, not too much, and there are soups and chili noodles. Is this place conspicuous enough? Come here, I'm waiting for you here to chat. Is it your boyfriend? Consider changing it. Only when taking the bus can you experience the feeling of being condescending. My date's - DayDayNews

Not too much, not too much, and there are soups and chili noodles. Is this place conspicuous enough? Come here, I'm waiting for you here to chat. Is it your boyfriend? Consider changing it. Only when taking the bus can you experience the feeling of being condescending. My date's

Hilarious commentary: My dad was caught raping while shopping, and I also suffered the same fate and was scolded for being a loser.

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It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

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1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love - DayDayNews

1. "Lifelong Favorite" Before the age of 1, you can eat and sleep whenever you want. At 10 years old, I know who I like. At the age of 20, I don’t know who I love. At the age of 30, I know that love cannot be spoken casually. At the age of 40, I feel like I can’t think about love

A series of jokes (259)

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It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false. - DayDayNews

It’s really hard for people to imagine how good-looking a person can be. I don't know what this is, I'm pretty young. You can also try it and you will know whether it is true or false.

Hilarious commentary: I have been dating a new Russian girl for two months, but this girl is somewhat Northeastern.

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01 The Qinglong Gang has too much homework and too much study, so it has no choice but to disband. 02 What can I give to my girlfriend on Chinese Valentine’s Day that will make her cry? 03 I call this recording life. 04 Is it okay if I change the car logo to look like this? 05 Fo

God’s reply: Can I file a case for cursing someone on WeChat? Hahaha! So angry

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The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't. - DayDayNews

The difference between the past and now is that when I grow up, I thought that catching the cicada means catching the whole summer. Hainan Litchi King. 1 lychee is stronger than 6 branches. Choose one among them and challenge you. Of course, you can, you can, you can, you can't.

25 pictures you’ve never seen before

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(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I - DayDayNews

(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

Singles come in｜Shadow courtship copywriting

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Have you ever thought about taking some "shortcuts" on the road to learning? The editor provides you with a good method, which is to practice tongue twisters! Today I have prepared the most difficult tongue twister in history for you! are you ready? There is an exquisite pagoda ( - DayDayNews

Have you ever thought about taking some "shortcuts" on the road to learning? The editor provides you with a good method, which is to practice tongue twisters! Today I have prepared the most difficult tongue twister in history for you! are you ready? There is an exquisite pagoda (

The most difficult tongue twister ever! Come and try a challenge

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IT House reported on January 5 that today, Acer released the Swift X series notebooks, available in 14-inch and 16-inch sizes, equipped with Intel 12th generation Core and equipped with Intel Arc independent graphics. - DayDayNews

IT House reported on January 5 that today, Acer released the Swift X series notebooks, available in 14-inch and 16-inch sizes, equipped with Intel 12th generation Core and equipped with Intel Arc independent graphics.

Acer releases new Swift X notebook: 12th generation Core + Intel Arc independent graphics

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The epidemic is so violent that we cannot live a normal life. For many fresh graduates, they came out of school complacently but caught up with the era of mobile office. After graduation, life is not about shuttling back and forth in major offices, but It appears in various video - DayDayNews

The epidemic is so violent that we cannot live a normal life. For many fresh graduates, they came out of school complacently but caught up with the era of mobile office. After graduation, life is not about shuttling back and forth in major offices, but It appears in various video

Really fragrant ultra-thin notebook recommendation: Acer 12th generation extraordinary S3 experience evaluation sharing

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I prefer to call the Acer Extraordinary S3 High-Energy Edition the "all-round version" because it not only has a high-quality screen but also has the blessing of a new 12th generation Intel® Core™ standard-voltage processor, allowing a thin and light notebook to have high-perform - DayDayNews

I prefer to call the Acer Extraordinary S3 High-Energy Edition the "all-round version" because it not only has a high-quality screen but also has the blessing of a new 12th generation Intel® Core™ standard-voltage processor, allowing a thin and light notebook to have high-perform

Hands-on review of Acer Extraordinary S3 High-Energy Edition, Intel Evo™ platform certification + high performance + large screen

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The protagonist Shadow Knight Qing we are going to experience today belongs to Acer's mainstream gaming laptops. Compared with the previous generation of products, it made too many compromises for the sake of "stability", but this generation of products seems to have thrown away - DayDayNews

The protagonist Shadow Knight Qing we are going to experience today belongs to Acer's mainstream gaming laptops. Compared with the previous generation of products, it made too many compromises for the sake of "stability", but this generation of products seems to have thrown away

Acer Shadow Knight Qing: Transformation from "stability" to "perfection"

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It is the "Acer Vero Hummingbird Future Environmentally Friendly Edition" that attracted a lot of attention at the Acer global conference. Acer Vero Hummingbird Future Environmentally friendly version uses the latest 11th generation Core i7-1195G7 processor, with a maximum core f - DayDayNews

It is the "Acer Vero Hummingbird Future Environmentally Friendly Edition" that attracted a lot of attention at the Acer global conference. Acer Vero Hummingbird Future Environmentally friendly version uses the latest 11th generation Core i7-1195G7 processor, with a maximum core f

Acer Vero Hummingbird Future Environmentally Friendly Edition Notebook Review

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IT House reported on July 11 that today, IDC released a report stating that preliminary results of global quarterly personal computing device tracking show that global traditional PC shipments fell 15.3% year-on-year in the second quarter of 2022, totaling 71.3 million units. - DayDayNews

IT House reported on July 11 that today, IDC released a report stating that preliminary results of global quarterly personal computing device tracking show that global traditional PC shipments fell 15.3% year-on-year in the second quarter of 2022, totaling 71.3 million units.

Q2 global PC shipments fell 15.3% year-on-year. Lenovo, HP, Dell, Acer, and Apple were the top five

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