1. Eat hot pot with your girlfriend. . .
Girlfriend: Help me get some crabs cooked, I want to eat them.
Me: One person has one pot, why don’t you take the pot yourself!
She: I believe in Buddhism and do not kill.
2. I was riding my little eDonkey with my little daughter when a foreign object flew into my eye. I asked my daughter to show it to me. She saw it was a mosquito and said, "Hey! I can't live in your heart, but even if I die, I will still live in your eyes."
3. Grandma is in poor health and lives in the hospital. She is provided with a wheelchair. One day she is bored. , I sat in my grandma’s wheelchair and pushed it by myself. As I pushed, I hit a dead end and couldn't turn out. I was so nervous that I started sweating. I took out my cell phone and called my mother, saying that I couldn't turn out and asked her to help me push it out. My mother immediately collapsed and said: It’s not like you can’t walk, just get out of the wheelchair and push the wheelchair back! I felt like my IQ was seriously damaged.
4. I had an argument with my girlfriend on the phone. I was so angry that I yelled at her on the phone. After I finished cursing, I squatted in the grass and burst into tears! The uncle came over and said to me accusingly: "Young man, what you are doing is wrong. I want to tell you a story about my wife and I..." I wiped my tears and said to the uncle: " Uncle, can you wait until I finish going to the toilet to say anything? "
5. A new round of supplies is here.
6. Why are duplicate names not prohibited in Chinese names?
7. "Edison" never said the word "give up" in his life.
8. The miraculous workmanship in the middle of the night.
9. If you can’t let go of your child, you can’t trap the wolf.
10. "Girls wear panties to let out the light, so why do men wear panties?"
11. Raise your hand if you have ever dropped your phone!
12. The simple rule in the boys' dormitory is to hide cigarettes.
13. The real heights of 15 historical figures in our country.
14. Baby, what image do I have in your mind?
15. I want to know what one change he has more than Sun Wukong?
16. School has started, are you prepared enough?
17. Families that were not already wealthy have once again become worse off.
18. If you don’t understand, just ask, who is this little guy?
19. Do you want to give her a cake, or do you want to send her away? If you don’t lie down and listen, you will be disrespected.
20. After listening to Loulan, I think of Yunduo, when I think of Yunduo, I think of Daolang, when I think of Daolang, I think of Naying, when I think of Naying, I can’t help but mention me 30 broadsword.
