You actually lied to me, and the boat of friendship capsized instantly!
The French fries turned out to be rubbed out!
LV, abbreviated as Donkey Brand, has released a new package! Why don't you buy one and take it home quickly?
I wipe it! This time it’s really ugly! ! !
Are you all Liangshan heroes? Eat big chunks of meat and drink from big bowls!
I feel like I am sick and want to go to the hospital.
I want to fly higher, I want to fly higher, but I can’t fly.
There are several children singing loudly outside the window. "The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird is saying morning, morning, morning. Why are you carrying the explosive bag? I went to blow up the school. The teacher didn't know, so he lit the fire, and I ran. With a bang, the school blew up. ." Listening to this innocent voice, a few words suddenly flashed in my mind, the lineage is still there, there is a successor!
Wedding anniversary, husband: Wife, how did we meet? Wife: I was the nurse and you were the patient! Husband: Yes, I fell in love with you at that time. In fact, I didn’t have any illness. I stayed in the hospital bed and just wanted to stay with you for a few more days! Wife: Actually, I also fell in love with you, so I deliberately didn’t give you good medication!
At the supermarket, when I met my ex-girlfriend at the checkout, I was surprised and said: "Why did you make up lies and leave me in the first place? Where is your rich and handsome man?" Ex-girlfriend: "Can you please don't disturb my work? How did I lie to you? I wasn't the one before I left. Did you say that? I don’t have to do anything with him, just collect the money.”
A customer asked the restaurant owner to cook it for him. When the boss brought the cooked shrimp, the customer frowned and said, "Boss, I gave you two kilograms of fresh shrimp, which is enough for a big bowl. Why is it only such a small plate after it is cooked?" The boss said, "Because of you. The shrimp I bought was so fresh! I took it to the kitchen and a few jumped on the way. When I poured it into the pot, a few more jumped away. When I stirred it with a spoon, a few more escaped. So this small plate is all that's left..."
I found my roommate hiding in the bed and crying silently for two nights, but I didn't dare to ask her for fear of embarrassing her. Yesterday afternoon, she told me that she had been having trouble with her boyfriend in the past two days and was not in a good mood. Seeing what she said, I thought about how to comfort her, so I asked her if she had been crying the past two nights, and I heard her. The roommate blushed: You heard it all, but let me tell you, I didn’t cry because I was having trouble with my boyfriend. It was because the new drama I was following was too touching...
