1. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: "I feel very abnormal recently. I poop whatever I eat. I eat cucumbers and poop cucumbers, and I eat watermelons and poop watermelons. Doctor, how can I get back to normal?" The doctor was silent for a moment and serious. Replied: "Then you can only eat shit!"
2. Lying in the bathtub, surrounded by white ceramics, and the water surrounded me, I suddenly felt. . . I feel like shit in the toilet. . .
3. When I first joined our company, there were free fruits and drinks every day. Sometimes I would put them in the refrigerator if I couldn’t finish them.
One day someone told me that you can eat whatever you want in the refrigerator.
One day, I didn’t want to eat fruit or drink. Found buns and sausages in the refrigerator! I took it out, heated it in the microwave, and ate it.
Later, someone told me that some people would put the rice they brought in the refrigerator.
4. "Today is my birthday, and I unexpectedly heard the song Happy Birthday!" "Who sang it?"
"Sprinkler truck."
5. How to express "I miss you" euphemistically.
6. How many times do you have to poop a day?
7. Gouzi: Damn it, it seems to be exposed.
8. Getting up early every day just to turn off the alarm clock early, what kind of behavior is this?
9. How to use Lu Xun’s method to express that I have no money?
10. Please give me a funny second line.
11. Can you send me the most beautiful sky photo you have ever taken?
12. Is there any solution?
13. Why hang egg shells on the toon tree?
14. One person can complete a sentence.
15. How to use one sentence to make all If You Are the One 24 female guests turn off their lights?
16. Let’s talk, what is in these holes in the creek in the village?
17.Yue YunpengI know it’s you, even though you use beauty now. I still know it’s you
18. The aggrieved saliva flowed from the corner of my mouth
19. Man: I can still distinguish between 30 yuan and 300,000
20. That summer I caught a cicada, I thought I Caught the whole summer
