1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

1. Hilarious, embarrassing and funny jokes. The math teacher in the first year of high school is a freshly graduated college student. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed and said, "Why don't you talk? Did you take the wrong medicine? Hahahahaha." Then he looked at the principal who was sitting in the back and listening to the class and was in a mess...

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3. Funny wife embarrassment joke. My wife only eats two meals a day. I asked her out of concern why? She replied: "Save money to buy beautiful clothes." I asked again: "Why did you buy so many beautiful clothes?" The second-rate wife said: "Take them off for you to see!" ~

4. My husband was in a hurry to go out and left. Then the door slammed shut. The wife yelled, "Are you angry with me for slamming the door so loudly?" The husband heard it outside and was worried that his wife would be angry, so he opened the door gently, walked in cautiously, and asked, "I'm satisfied with this." "Is it okay?" Wife: "Did you do something wrong by sneaking in?"

5. My boyfriend came to play at home and helped my mother cook. My father said with a happy face, "No wonder others say you are lazy." People are blessed with laziness. . . "Looking at a table full of my favorite dishes, my father coughed twice and said to his boyfriend: "Son, let me say the ugly things first. You are so good at cooking. If my daughter eats it and her shape changes in the future, we will not be responsible for returns. ah. . . "I...

6 young people are trying to express their feelings to the girl they love. Although I am not as rich as Bill; although I do not have the luxury houses and cars that Bill has; although I cannot buy you beautiful things like Bill. Diamonds and pearls. But I love you. The girl said: Is Bill married?

7. When I was shopping, I told my best friend: "I went on a business trip for three days and found that many things were not right at home! I suspect my husband has brought women home! But there is no evidence, what do you think I should do? "My best friend comforted me and said, "Are you a little too sensitive? Let’s find a place to have some food first, and then I’ll help you analyze it slowly! I took out a piece of corn from my bag and said, "If you are hungry, just eat some corn first. I got it at home!" "My best friend said quickly: "I won't eat it! That corn has been stored for three days! "

8. The couple was quarreling in front of everyone, and the wife slapped her husband without caring about her husband's face. The husband was furious and yelled at his wife: "How dare you fucking hit me? If you hit me again, if you hit me so lightly again, I'm not polite to you!