1. I don’t understand how someone who only turns what he eats into shit has the right to call a person who turns what he eats into meat. 2. Life is not just about living in the present, but there is also a house that cannot be afforded and a salary that cannot support the family.

1. I don’t understand how a person who only turns what he eats into shit has any right to call a person who turns what he eats into meat.

2. Life is not only about living in the present, but also about a house that cannot be bought and a salary that cannot support the family.

3. I heard from a friend that his brother was hit by a car accident and flew seven meters away without any injuries because he had a big schoolbag on his back. His brother said that this was the first time that he felt that reading was useful and that knowledge can change his destiny.

4. I owe all my good looks to my parents, who gave me this nonsense mouth.

5. What does it mean to show affection and die quickly? That is, the girl lies on the boy's shoulder to sleep every day. In the end, the boy got frozen shoulder and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

6. Life is a hundred times crueler than comics. It will surround you with countless fat tigers who bully you, countless strong men who laugh at you, and a Shizuka that you can never catch up with. But never thought I'd give you a real Doraemon.

7. People rely on looks, romance, and money to fall in love. When you talk about a partner, you rely on the other person to be blind.

8. I took my daughter to for an injection of . She climbed on the stool and said to the nurse: "Sister, please be gentle. If it hurts me, I will call you aunt tomorrow and grandma the day after tomorrow."

9. Road I met a beggar and he said to me with tears in his eyes: "Have mercy on me, I can't remember the last time I had a full meal." I thought it was quite pitiful and comforted him: "Don't worry, I will remember it as I think about it slowly."

10. I was riding a tram home from work. I was riding very fast in the alley and an uncle came across from me. He was also riding very fast. We were about to collide. The uncle yelled: You go to the left and I go to the other side. right! That day, we both lay on the ground for a long time...

11. Work is never easy. In fact, everyone is equally tired at work. The difference is that everyone earns more than you.

12. "I had an operation." A man said to his friend: "But the doctor left a sponge in my stomach." The friend said: "Isn't that very uncomfortable?" The man said: "No, I just feel thirsty all the time."

13. In fact, there is nothing to be ashamed of being ugly, and no one wants it if you lose it.

14. Never play with your mobile phone again. I looked down at my mobile phone today, and my boss happened to be here, so I hurriedly said, "Good morning, group leader!" It's the end of the year and I'm looking for a job again.

15. I was hungry last night. I told my wife that I was going to buy a midnight snack. What did you eat? My wife said she was losing weight and wouldn’t eat even a bite. Then I bought it and took it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes mean what they say, but they just didn't let me take a bite.

16. From QR code payment to facial recognition payment, what improves is not our IQ, but our speed of spending money.

17. Mom and I were lying on the sofa eating snacks. Dad came over and scolded me. I said weakly: Mom was eating too, why didn't you tell her? Dad: No matter how fat your mom is, I still want her. What about you?

18. I was working overtime when the boss lady came over and put a cup of steaming milk tea on my table. I feel a warm feeling in my heart. The wages in small companies are not high, but the human touch is quite sufficient. Then she shook her hand and said, "It burned me to death." She picked it up and left.

19. When I was shopping with my wife, I saw some older ladies promoting anti-domestic violence. My wife happily pulled me over to listen. When I heard that the long-term verbal abuse was also classified as domestic violence , my wife dragged me away again.

20. My mother often tells me: When looking for a partner, you should not just look at other people’s appearance, but also look at your own appearance!

21. Before he died, grandpa called the three brothers to the bed and took out a chopstick. The eldest brother broke it, and then took out another one. The three brothers broke it together, and then said to grandpa, I know, what are you doing? Teach us the principle that brothers working together can break metal. Finally, grandpa said tremblingly, this is what Qianlong once used...