- is 29 years old and single. A few days ago, my mother complained to me: "When I was young, the fortune teller said that you would get married at 23, why are you still naked now?" I looked at my mother and said, "You don't know that knowledge can change your destiny, right?"
- "Stay here." When I couldn't memorize these words only from the English text, my English teacher told me.
3. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs . Spongebob said reluctantly with tears in his eyes: "Mr. Crab..." Mr. Crab said: "No need."
4. I rejected 6 handsome guys in a row today. Looking at their disappointed backs, I could only say silently, I'm sorry! After all, I can't afford your property!
5. Why do live broadcast studios like to call viewers family? Because there is nothing else to say between family members, it’s all about dedication!
6. I invited guests to dinner and found that there was no special dish. Then I had an idea and played the game, I am the special dish.
7. I am considering buying a watch for the boss lady to wear. Because every morning she asks me the same question: "Do you know, what time is it now?"
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