1. Xiao Ming in primary school textbooks is always stumped by all kinds of weird questions, but Xiao Ming never appears in middle school textbooks. I know that guy can't pass the high school entrance examination!
2. My son said to me: Dad, I want to be a rich second generation. I was stunned at first, and then said to him with a smile: This is easy to handle. When you grow up, give me all the money you earn, and you will be the second generation of rich people!
3. I found the cigarette case under the bed in my house a few days ago. I opened it and saw that there was 20 yuan inside. I put it back again. I always thought that my father was not easy. It was not until today that I realized that it belonged to my grandfather. It's not easy for my family.
4. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love early. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard it, wow, other people’s wives, it’s exciting to think about it.
5. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.
6. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be dismantled for you halfway.
7. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.
8. People who love to laugh will not have bad luck, but I just want to know how a person can laugh if he has always been very unlucky.
9. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have a double chin and want double eyelids.
10. I have always been in a state of having a lot of heart but not enough sleep, having a lot of heart but not enough IQ, having a lot of heart but not enough balance.
