SCP-096 Sad Origin Story

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Heavyweight customers...you have to pay extra! May I ask how he judged the direction? Turtle: Now that we have a house, let’s get a car. Hey, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins? Lifting the pole: 24 hours a day without interruption. I am so tired that I am shiverin - DayDayNews

Heavyweight customers...you have to pay extra! May I ask how he judged the direction? Turtle: Now that we have a house, let’s get a car. Hey, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins? Lifting the pole: 24 hours a day without interruption. I am so tired that I am shiverin

Why do women in bars and KTVs feel so beautiful? I shed tears knowing the answer.

05/21 1715

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

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1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of - DayDayNews

1. "Study and work hard" Grandma said to Xiao Ming: "You just play all day long and don't study hard at all. Just like your father, you are getting old." Xiao Ming asked: "Did Dad study very hard when he was young?". Grandma continued: "When your father was in the first grade of

A series of jokes (227)

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Girl, don’t take the motorboat next time, you’ll almost lose everyone. Look at this girl’s new make-up, it’s so tender that netizens are so confused! Men can smoke after eating, but what can women do after eating? - DayDayNews

Girl, don’t take the motorboat next time, you’ll almost lose everyone. Look at this girl’s new make-up, it’s so tender that netizens are so confused! Men can smoke after eating, but what can women do after eating?

God’s reply: Men can smoke after eating, but what can women do after eating?

05/21 1193

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: Eight bearers carry drums, two yakshas dance in front (beat an animal)

05/18 1479

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

A collection of college entrance examination jokes that will make you cry until you cry

05/18 1564

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre - DayDayNews

As we all know, the true identities of the security guards and cleaning aunties in the company are always mysterious. You can never imagine what they will be like after get off work. Recently, some netizens discovered that the cleaning aunties in the company are... Feel the appre

After accidentally discovering the true identity of the cleaning aunt, the drama comes from real life.

05/19 1027

After a year of loving each other, my husband and I finally had a fight. I never lost in a fight! "I don't like your posture at night." "It's too much. I advise you to take it back." He gritted his teeth angrily. "I don't like your taste either, it's tacky." "You think I'm tacky - DayDayNews

After a year of loving each other, my husband and I finally had a fight. I never lost in a fight! "I don't like your posture at night." "It's too much. I advise you to take it back." He gritted his teeth angrily. "I don't like your taste either, it's tacky." "You think I'm tacky

The national version of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a hilarious revenge story (completed)

05/18 1309

1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w - DayDayNews

1. Is there a domineering president? I heard that that thing can automatically cool down. 2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital. 3. If the weather continues to be this hot, I’m afraid my ice cream identity w

[The weather is too hot and sand sculpture copywriting]

05/19 1013

Not like you, even the box weighs less than two kilograms. Isn’t this waiting for you to reincarnate? I have long wanted to have a second child. Would you like to call me mom? You are so short that you have lowered the average height of the entire country. - DayDayNews

Not like you, even the box weighs less than two kilograms. Isn’t this waiting for you to reincarnate? I have long wanted to have a second child. Would you like to call me mom? You are so short that you have lowered the average height of the entire country.

Hilarious scenes of insulting famous people, cultural people are different, they only deal with dissatisfaction

05/18 1663

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

05/24 1551

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

05/24 1991

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

05/24 1342

Sister Wang's trip to the "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" program seems destined to not be too smooth. Let me tell you some news in advance. It has not been trending yet. - DayDayNews

Sister Wang's trip to the "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" program seems destined to not be too smooth. Let me tell you some news in advance. It has not been trending yet.

The follow-up to Cyndi Wang's "Stars Light Up", the original singer Zheng Zhihua said: I express my anger and regret

05/25 1132

In the third season of "Riding the Wind and Waves", Cyndi Wang's group made a subversive adaptation of Zheng Zhihua's classic song "Star Lights", changing an inspirational and desolate song into a sweet girl group style. This kind of adaptation is actually useless. As long as the - DayDayNews

In the third season of "Riding the Wind and Waves", Cyndi Wang's group made a subversive adaptation of Zheng Zhihua's classic song "Star Lights", changing an inspirational and desolate song into a sweet girl group style. This kind of adaptation is actually useless. As long as the

Cyndi Wang's group has no choice. The lyrics of "Light Up the Stars" can't be changed, and Zheng Zhihua's anger is useless.

05/25 1490

From July 2nd to 3rd, the finals of the 7th XJTLU National University Teaching Innovation Competition were held at Xi'an Jiaotong-Liverpool University in Suzhou. The entry ""National Traditional Skills" Course" by Professor Zhang Yanmei's team from the School of Art of West Yunna - DayDayNews

From July 2nd to 3rd, the finals of the 7th XJTLU National University Teaching Innovation Competition were held at Xi'an Jiaotong-Liverpool University in Suzhou. The entry ""National Traditional Skills" Course" by Professor Zhang Yanmei's team from the School of Art of West Yunna

good news! Teachers from West Dian Normal University of Science and Technology won first prize in the 7th XJTLU National University Teaching Innovation Competition

05/25 1856

Kraken CEO Jesse Powell found himself under fire last month after his provocative comments sparked a contentious workplace battle and shined a light on the cryptocurrency exchange’s unique corporate culture. - DayDayNews

Kraken CEO Jesse Powell found himself under fire last month after his provocative comments sparked a contentious workplace battle and shined a light on the cryptocurrency exchange’s unique corporate culture.

Kraken CEO defends repressive actions that 'return to dictatorship'

05/25 1520

[Wherever there is praise, there is slander, but it is not important. We must focus on research and development. Whether the product is good or not, users know best. Let strength speak and act with conscience] - Panghai Technology May 9, 2022, Ma'anshan Chief Prosecutor Zhu Bianj - DayDayNews

[Wherever there is praise, there is slander, but it is not important. We must focus on research and development. Whether the product is good or not, users know best. Let strength speak and act with conscience] - Panghai Technology May 9, 2022, Ma'anshan Chief Prosecutor Zhu Bianj

Panghai Technology’s floating cabin makes professionals more focused

05/25 1507

Chairman Mao, who loved swimming all his life, had an indissoluble bond with water very early. When the young Mao Zedong faced the turbulent water in the Xiangjiang River, the waves stopped his boat and hit the water in the middle of the current. Three Thousand Miles”. - DayDayNews

Chairman Mao, who loved swimming all his life, had an indissoluble bond with water very early. When the young Mao Zedong faced the turbulent water in the Xiangjiang River, the waves stopped his boat and hit the water in the middle of the current. Three Thousand Miles”.

At the age of 81, Chairman Mao went into the water for the last time. After swimming, he said to the guard captain: From now on, he will never have any chance with water again.

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