"Better than a wife" Mr. Zhang and Mr. Hou are good friends. They often drink and chat together. One day Mr. Hou said: "My daughter-in-law is gentle and good at talking. She is a master in dealing with others." Mr. Zhang did not show any weakness after hearing this and said hurri

"Better Wife"

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Hou are good friends. They often drink and chat together. One day Mr. Hou said: "My daughter-in-law is gentle and good at talking. She is a master in dealing with others." Mr. Zhang did not show any weakness after hearing this and said hurriedly: "My wife speaks crisply and neatly, just like a man!".

Mr. Zhang wanted to see how Mr. Hou's wife was doing, so he went to Mr. Hou's house one day. But Mr. Hou was not at home, and his daughter-in-law asked: "What is your surname?" Mr. Zhang replied: "Your surname is Zhang."

"Is the bow stretched long or stretched early?".

"It is the long bow."

"Have you had lunch?".

"Not yet".

"Then I'll cook you some vegetables, and we'll have two cups of it."

Mr. Zhang felt that it was not appropriate for him to drink with Mr. Hou's wife, so he excused himself and said, "I will drink another day when Mr. Hou is at home." With that said, he got up and went home.

One day, Mr. Hou went to Mr. Zhang’s house for a visit, but Mr. Zhang was not at home either. Mr. Zhang’s daughter-in-law asked: “What is your surname?”. "My surname is Hou."

"Are you a male monkey or a female monkey?".

"I should be a male monkey".

"It is very dangerous for a male monkey to enter the house casually. Have you ever escaped?".

"Why am I so stupid!".

"Then go into the back room and close the door tightly. Let me help you!".

After hearing this, Mr. Hou ran away and said tightly: "Mr. Zhang is not here, let's wait for another day!".

A few days later, Mr. Zhang met Mr. Hou and started drinking again in a pub. Mr. Hou asked: "Brother Zhang, have you met my wife? Is she very gentle?".

Mr. Zhang replied: "You are gentle, but if you have to drink with a man you meet once, I really have lingering fears!".

Mr. Hou said: "Your sister-in-law speaks very clearly and neatly, but she can't let people in the house and close the door after hearing her surname Hou. Did she really want to cheat on me? She scared me to death. !”.