sissy
I met a very girly boy. At first I thought he was pretending to be a girl to get close to me and plot evil, but later I found out that this guy is a girl. He cried when he saw cockroaches. When he spoke, he said orchid refers to , special He can actually tell the color of lipstick, a skill I don't even have.
Later, I let down my guard and became best friends with him. We went shopping together, scolded men as bad things, and it was so fun.
If this mother-in-law hadn’t snatched away my boyfriend later, I might have been best friends with him forever...
Xiao Bing said: Did he also urinate while squatting!
Difficulties
When I was in school, I fell in love with a girl. I asked my friend for advice on how I should pursue her.
My friend said that you should help her and make her believe in you.
I said how to help, but he said that it is also possible to create difficulties. Want to help.
Then I thought about it. I locked my bike's lock on her car. After school, she couldn't leave, so I went over and asked her if she needed help.
She nodded, so I took out the key and opened the door. ,
She said to me gently, are you stupid?
Xiaobing said: People like you who are ugly and not big-hearted may have a hard time finding a partner!
Multiple-choice question
In math class, the teacher gave a multiple-choice question. After the roll call, he asked me which ABC to choose. I skipped the lecture and subconsciously said "Huh?" Teacher: "Don't use Pinyin next time. Yes, choose A!"
Xiaobing said: Aha, give me a glass of forgetful water. Friendly reminder from
