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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you. - DayDayNews

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.

My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha

05/27 1273

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

05/27 1216

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from - DayDayNews

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from

Changing cards (micro-novel)

05/26 1536

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

05/24 1551

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a - DayDayNews

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a

Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"

05/27 1056

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

It is better to dress well than to dress expensively. Women over 30 are still more suitable for elegant style, elegance and grace! When many people wear clothes, they equate expensive with expensive, thinking that expensive items will have more advantages in terms of cut, color, - DayDayNews

It is better to dress well than to dress expensively. Women over 30 are still more suitable for elegant style, elegance and grace! When many people wear clothes, they equate expensive with expensive, thinking that expensive items will have more advantages in terms of cut, color,

It is better to dress well than to wear expensive clothes. Women over 30 are still more suitable for temperament, elegance and grace.

06/03 1866

Following the opening of the "Flowers and Prosperity" international big-name beauty and floral aesthetics exhibition at Vanguardia International MALL, Dior, Lancôme, YSL, and Shu Uemura exceeded 1.5 million in sales in three days without pre-sales! Create sales miracles in the in - DayDayNews

Following the opening of the "Flowers and Prosperity" international big-name beauty and floral aesthetics exhibition at Vanguardia International MALL, Dior, Lancôme, YSL, and Shu Uemura exceeded 1.5 million in sales in three days without pre-sales! Create sales miracles in the in

Something's happening! The big-name beauty counters here are cheaper than duty-free shops

06/03 1597

The beauty of girls has always been regardless of age. The youth in the early twenties is as charming as the calmness in the forties. After years of accumulation, women have a more tenacious and independent temperament. Their dressing style More pursuit of simplicity and comfort, - DayDayNews

The beauty of girls has always been regardless of age. The youth in the early twenties is as charming as the calmness in the forties. After years of accumulation, women have a more tenacious and independent temperament. Their dressing style More pursuit of simplicity and comfort,

Yin Tao Haiwei's long hair is so charming, elegant and graceful, and she is in perfect condition at the age of 40

06/03 1253

No, several recent popular variety shows are also linked to camping, including "Let's Camp Together" by William Chan, Wang Ziyi, and Zhang Ruonan. Even Urban Outdoor style has become a new trend in the fashion industry. Like me, I am obsessed with the variety of outfits worn by b - DayDayNews

No, several recent popular variety shows are also linked to camping, including "Let's Camp Together" by William Chan, Wang Ziyi, and Zhang Ruonan. Even Urban Outdoor style has become a new trend in the fashion industry. Like me, I am obsessed with the variety of outfits worn by b

"Hua Shao" has the most complete outfits! Yang Mi and Zhao Jinmai were defeated by her?

06/03 1876

Cancer Cancer people are talented, considerate, eccentric fairies, have a strong sense of responsibility and dedication, have ideas but do not express them easily. Perhaps wealth and wealth accompany them, or they may live and fly together. Cancer people love peace and are easily - DayDayNews

Cancer Cancer people are talented, considerate, eccentric fairies, have a strong sense of responsibility and dedication, have ideas but do not express them easily. Perhaps wealth and wealth accompany them, or they may live and fly together. Cancer people love peace and are easily

Starting from July 10th, those from the four major zodiac signs will be wealthy and prosperous, and they will be respected by those who take wealth lightly.

06/03 1474

Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmigal even quoted that Ukraine's reconstruction would cost US$600 billion. According to Bloomberg, the United States and Europe have frozen about half of the Russian central bank’s $640 billion in foreign exchange reserves. - DayDayNews

Ukrainian Prime Minister Shmigal even quoted that Ukraine's reconstruction would cost US$600 billion. According to Bloomberg, the United States and Europe have frozen about half of the Russian central bank’s $640 billion in foreign exchange reserves.

Ukraine's post-war reconstruction offer is US$600 billion, and Zelensky proposes to use Russian assets frozen by Europe and the United States to pay for it

06/03 1226