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# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid

Drinking Fun Story 3 "Asking for Directions"

05/28 1814

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also - DayDayNews

1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also

God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?

05/29 1239

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a - DayDayNews

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a

Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"

05/27 1056

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

05/25 1586

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it? - DayDayNews

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?

05/26 1438

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true - DayDayNews

01 Exploded? 02 I'm sorry03 I chose to give my home to them04 I really laugh to death every time I see it05 Who doesn't support Huang Xiaoming06 I bought a mosquito net to prevent cats from going to bed, but the result...07 Hahaha, why are you pretending to be crazy! 08 It’s true

A man accidentally rear-ended a cash transport truck, and both sides became tense for a moment, with their guns loaded.

05/29 1613

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

Hengchi Automobile's first mass-produced model, Hengchi 5, has officially started pre-sales. The luxury version is priced at 179,000 yuan. The new car is very modern, with three large screens in the interior, equipped with CATL's lithium iron phosphate battery, and auxiliary Driv - DayDayNews

Hengchi Automobile's first mass-produced model, Hengchi 5, has officially started pre-sales. The luxury version is priced at 179,000 yuan. The new car is very modern, with three large screens in the interior, equipped with CATL's lithium iron phosphate battery, and auxiliary Driv

Equipped with three consecutive screens and equipped with L2.5+ level assisted driving, Hengchi 5 has started pre-sale, with a pre-sale price of 179,000

06/03 1519

"The anti-China and anti-Communist discourse in the West is a strong discourse, but it is essentially a paper tiger, because it represents that the system arrangement is in comprehensive decline." "I have witnessed with my own eyes how France, from the media to the political circ - DayDayNews

"The anti-China and anti-Communist discourse in the West is a strong discourse, but it is essentially a paper tiger, because it represents that the system arrangement is in comprehensive decline." "I have witnessed with my own eyes how France, from the media to the political circ

When the BBC reporter asked me about these two fictitious figures, I felt angry and wanted to laugh.

06/03 1223

Beijing 2015-08-04 (China Business Telecommunications) - Keeping pets has become a fashion in modern urban life. More and more people regard pets as part of their lives. This is due to the growing relationship between people and their pets. They gradually develop feelings for eac - DayDayNews

Beijing 2015-08-04 (China Business Telecommunications) - Keeping pets has become a fashion in modern urban life. More and more people regard pets as part of their lives. This is due to the growing relationship between people and their pets. They gradually develop feelings for eac

Take stock of the big online pet service platforms over the years

06/03 1949

On September 6, in the 72nd episode of Dragon TV's "This Is China", Professor Zhang Weiwei, Dean of the China Institute at Fudan University, and Mr. Zheng Ruolin, a researcher at the China Institute at Fudan University, discussed how to counter Western prejudice and arrogance. - DayDayNews

On September 6, in the 72nd episode of Dragon TV's "This Is China", Professor Zhang Weiwei, Dean of the China Institute at Fudan University, and Mr. Zheng Ruolin, a researcher at the China Institute at Fudan University, discussed how to counter Western prejudice and arrogance.

Zhang Weiwei's "This Is China" Issue 72: Countering Western Prejudice

06/03 1197

Source: Huizhou Today Network gathers the wisdom and strength of experts and scholars to climb high with the help of "ladder" and develop literature with "wisdom". - DayDayNews

Source: Huizhou Today Network gathers the wisdom and strength of experts and scholars to climb high with the help of "ladder" and develop literature with "wisdom".

Huizhou invites cultural think tank experts to provide suggestions for the "14th Five-Year Plan" cultural development and reform plan

06/03 1649

Before he got married, he had a bunch of bad friends, and they often got together to eat and drink. After getting married, Hongwei gathered with this group of friends again, and his wife immediately flipped the table when she found out. - DayDayNews

Before he got married, he had a bunch of bad friends, and they often got together to eat and drink. After getting married, Hongwei gathered with this group of friends again, and his wife immediately flipped the table when she found out.

Micro-Novel: The Price of Divorce

06/03 1634