Not Quite A Law

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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori - DayDayNews

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori

The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age

05/28 1566

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

05/26 1415

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

05/27 1973

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

05/24 1551

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you. - DayDayNews

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.

My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha

05/27 1273

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

It's been a few days since Yuan Bingyan's incident happened. Let me briefly recall what happened. According to relevant media reports, Yuan Bingyan's affiliated company, Chongqing Liyan Culture Media, was fined 970,000 yuan for tax evasion on June 13. - DayDayNews

It's been a few days since Yuan Bingyan's incident happened. Let me briefly recall what happened. According to relevant media reports, Yuan Bingyan's affiliated company, Chongqing Liyan Culture Media, was fined 970,000 yuan for tax evasion on June 13.

This girl has a really tough background

06/03 1293

On July 3, "Nikkei Asian Review" wrote in a report with this title that, attracted by the huge subsidies provided by the Japanese government, TSMC has successively announced the establishment of R&D centers and manufacturing plants in the country, which is not even the case in th - DayDayNews

On July 3, "Nikkei Asian Review" wrote in a report with this title that, attracted by the huge subsidies provided by the Japanese government, TSMC has successively announced the establishment of R&D centers and manufacturing plants in the country, which is not even the case in th

Japan’s huge subsidies have been questioned. Japanese media: Will TSMC run away with Japan’s money?

06/03 1263

Reverse thinking: What can we do to truly help others? Don’t do the opposite? People often talk about being altruistic and helping others all day long. In fact, most of them are extremely self-interested and disguised. Because he knows that only by benefiting others first can he - DayDayNews

Reverse thinking: What can we do to truly help others? Don’t do the opposite? People often talk about being altruistic and helping others all day long. In fact, most of them are extremely self-interested and disguised. Because he knows that only by benefiting others first can he

Reverse thinking: How to really help others, don’t do it upside down

06/03 1086

Image Network News (Elephant News reporter Huang Xiangyang intern Ma Jingge correspondent Wei Heyin) In order to accurately carry out the campus epidemic prevention and control work during the summer vacation of 2022, at 10 a.m. on July 4, Zhumadian No. 10 Middle School Education - DayDayNews

Image Network News (Elephant News reporter Huang Xiangyang intern Ma Jingge correspondent Wei Heyin) In order to accurately carry out the campus epidemic prevention and control work during the summer vacation of 2022, at 10 a.m. on July 4, Zhumadian No. 10 Middle School Education

Zhumadian No. 10 Middle School Education Group held a summer class teacher epidemic prevention and control work meeting

06/03 1078

On July 5, Ma Hongzhi, Vice Chairman of the CPPCC and Chairman of the Handan Municipal Committee of the Kuomintang, and Yu Baoxu, member of the CPPCC Party Group and Vice Chairman, led a team to Qiu County to investigate the work of "building a strong sense of the Chinese nation' - DayDayNews

On July 5, Ma Hongzhi, Vice Chairman of the CPPCC and Chairman of the Handan Municipal Committee of the Kuomintang, and Yu Baoxu, member of the CPPCC Party Group and Vice Chairman, led a team to Qiu County to investigate the work of "building a strong sense of the Chinese nation'

Municipal leaders Ma Hongzhi and Yu Baoxu came to Qiu to investigate the work of "building a strong sense of the Chinese nation's community and promoting the creation of national unity and progress"

06/03 1235

Xiaoshu is the eleventh solar term among the twenty-four solar terms. It is around the time of the first fall, and it has entered midsummer. The climate is extremely hot, and you often feel the heat wave when you go out during the day. Especially this year, there has been a lot o - DayDayNews

Xiaoshu is the eleventh solar term among the twenty-four solar terms. It is around the time of the first fall, and it has entered midsummer. The climate is extremely hot, and you often feel the heat wave when you go out during the day. Especially this year, there has been a lot o

Xiaoshu: The heat wave is coming, what kind of tea should I drink?

06/03 1581