1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

1. “The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower.”

2. “Tried to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly ran away.”

3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.”

4. “I got stuck 3 hours after I got my driver’s license!”

5. “Punched the break so hard that I spilled my coke. At least it Got it under control right?"

6. "At least I can give it a high 4."

7. "First time trying smoked brisket - Happy Mother's Day!"

8. "At least I got it out of the foil. Out. "

9." After a horrible day I encountered this fantastic error "

10." Just after I started using the last one! I spent an hour making this cake before it spilled.

12. Going on a weekend hike to take away the stress of finals week. There's a speech! "

13. "The pillow didn't survive the dryer. "

14. "My package finally arrived! "

15. ."Thanks to the bicycle courier, I am now the lucky owner of a vertical pizza."