Introduction: There are many things that touch people's hearts in this world, and love is just one of them. I thought I was free and easy enough, I thought I was calm enough, but it turned out to be just the appearance before I met you. When love has become a spot in memory, no m

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The first book "If Eyes Could Talk "

Introduction: There are many things that touch people's hearts in this world, and love is just one of them. I thought I was free and easy enough, I thought I was calm enough, but it turned out to be just the appearance before I met you. When love has become a spot in memory, no m - DayDayNews

Introduction: There are many things that touch people's hearts in this world, and love is just one of them. I thought I was free and easy enough, I thought I was calm enough, but it turned out to be just the appearance before I met you. When love has become a spot in memory, no matter how small it is, it will not fade away. Honey, please look at me. If eyes could talk, I just want to say to you: I love you! ...

Guide to entering the trap: "Xiaoyu, what do you think of that? These calves are really thin. Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu... Hey, hey... Xiaoyu has stopped. Don't bother me. Hmm!" It's good to let this little girl test it out. "There was a trace of a bad smile on my face, but it was still important to have that handsome guy's style. I recovered quickly."

"Are Xiao Bu a sister? If she were a sister, would you say you would go there as soon as possible?" Help me share my worries!" I looked at Xiaobu with pleading eyes. "You are my sister, Xiaoyu! You are the most busy person this day.

The teacher caught me reading novels in class. Why don't you listen to the class? It’s not enough to say that I forced you to read it.

“Are you as a brother? Now you are thinking about me again. Ah, why can't you bear me when you eat... Xiao Bu's innocence and grievance. It made me dumbfounded. I walked to the shed and patted the little cloth on the shoulder. He wanted to speak, but after taking pictures for a long time, he sighed, "I'm sorry for you, Xiao Bu. You are helping the sisters, okay? I'll treat you to dinner when you're done, okay..." After waiting for a long time, Fat Xiao Bu said something. "How about I treat you to two meals... Hey, since you have helped me so much, how about I treat you to three meals? Sister, it's interesting to see who can be so kind to you except me. I don't care about Xiaobu. He agreed and turned to look at the handsome guy and said mysteriously, "Xiao Bu, please do me a favor." The fat man turned around and said, "What are you doing? "I want to chase that girl," I said seriously, "I have been observing her for a long time, and I fell in love with her at first sight." "Fuck!" Why is this? Hurry! Sister, are you kidding me? I nodded affectionately, "Nonsense, if it had been slower, maybe it would have been someone else's."

When you see a handsome guy, you have to be quick. Otherwise, you'll end up in someone else's bed. You don’t know this at all, but you still have the nerve to say that you are the world’s most powerful Beidou? Idiot..." "You have such a unique insight, you are worthy of being a master-level figure! "I smiled. "Xiao Bu gave his QQ number, mobile phone number, where he is from, his name, how old he is, which school he is in..." "Stop... when did you stop this! Why don't you hire a private detective to check him out? If you don’t know, you’d think you’re a household registration checker? "Just ask for me." I pushed the small cloth-covered flower shop and walked away. "Sisters, everything in their lives depends on you. If I don't find a girl, don't you think I came to this world in vain?" "The fat man said that he had no choice but to ask for me.

"Hey, handsome guy, why are you coming out alone? "Fat Little Bu said in a huff, "Are you asking me? I just came out to buy some flowers. "I walked over and said softly: Nice to meet you, what a handsome guy! Can you leave your contact information? We can keep in touch." "Who are you? I don't know you!" I arrived, boy. The fat man showed a lewd smile, "Beauty, you don't have to be familiar with him, he is not as popular as I have seen. Haha, handsome man, what is your beautiful name!" "Look at you, a fat man, you can still say something, so can I. Not bad, let me tell you! Listen, eh, my name is Long Xiaotian, why does it sound good? Hehe... "The handsome guy's name is just different!" ! sounds so good! "I'm going home88" Long Xiaotian turned around and said with a smile, "Ah!" ! I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to get nosebleeds and . I really can't stand her... She smiled at me, "I screamed, you're a common people! I'm so happy!" When I was normally happy, I noticed something was wrong around me. I took a closer look, why are all the people on the street looking at me? "Ah ah ah, what's wrong with you, fat man! You didn't even tell me."

gets up early every day. I'm never late for school. As soon as I arrived at class, I heard the beauty I saw yesterday. Hello, Sun Yu.At this time, the teacher came back. Hearing the chaos in the classroom, he yelled: "What are you doing, killing people?! The sound was so loud, I heard it from the first floor." As a result, everyone fell silent. "Sun Yu, what do you think is going on?" The teacher always does this. I am not a class cadre. Of course, I am not interested in those messy positions. Of course I know what happened just now, but the strange thing is that I suddenly don't want Long Xiaotian. Maybe it's because there is some similarity between Long Roar and Heaven. I know what teacher

does. He runs 30 laps around the playground, boys do 3200 pull-ups, and girls do 200 sit-ups. This kind of punishment is too much for even those with the best physical strength! The teacher can euphemistically call it improving physical fitness. "Teacher, it's nothing. A big rat suddenly ran out just now, scaring the girls. The boys were helping to catch it. And if it was louder, I should be the louder one, because I am very afraid of rats." I calmed down. After saying these words, he looked straight at the teacher. "Oh? Is that so? Then... forget it." An imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of my mouth. As a good student among good students, the teacher will not be too strict with me! That is to say, it is not impossible if I want to indulge a little bit, but the premise is that it does not affect my study.

After school, what I didn’t expect was that Long Xiaotian took the initiative to come to me and thank me. "Hey, your name is Sun Yu. Thank you so much today." His smile was contagious, giving people a feeling of spring breeze.

I glanced at him and thought that this boy does have a beautiful face, and he is well-deserved to become one of the school darlings of our school...

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Introduction: My name is Xie Langkong, I just finished my academic test this year and was about to go to grade one. On August 31st, after three months of crazy fun, I discovered something damning: the uniforms of my new school were actually for boys. Style. What do you think is the problem? The problem is, I am a girl! ...

Guide to entering: Time: 7:10 pm on August 31st Location: Xiejia

My name is Xie Langkong, and I just took the exam this year After finishing the academic test, I was about to go to the first grade.

On August 31st, after three months of playing crazy, I discovered a damn thing.

The uniforms of my new school were actually boys’ style. .

What is the problem?

The problem is that I am a girl!

Damn it!

rushed to ask the damn dad, and he actually answered me: I didn’t know where your registration form was. Just use what your brother had left.

I said, brother, why didn’t you fill in the gender for me in advance?

Also, Dad, you just handed it over to me after filling in your name, right?

You handed it over to me without even checking it?

"School starts tomorrow, where can I go to give birth to one?" "I really want to hit the wall now...

" Allah, no one will find you if you wear it. "The genius dad patted my shoulder and comforted me with a silly smile.

"How is that possible! Do you think everyone is as stupid and stupid as you, or do you think everyone has their eyes out of the window? "

How could anyone find out?

"Why do you feel like you are scolding me? "

" is your illusion. "

"Well... maybe it's really my imagination..."

... My dad is really easy to deceive.

is looking at my Haibian dad from the side... uh, I mean the brother who is crying to his dad. , told me very awkwardly: "Just wear it, you look like a boy anyway." "

" It's best to pull it like this! How do I look like me? "I glared hard.

"Face, shoulders, behavior. he said, pointing at me.

"It's best to pull it off! Your face and shoulders are inherited from your father, and there's nothing I can do about it!"

"Anyway, you can wear them for a day, and then I and my father will find a way to help you get a girl's set. "

"This is what you said, don't break your promise!"

"Allah, your brother, I keep my word."

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Introduction: Angel should be a beautiful pronoun, but unfortunately, any Putting beautiful things and fighting together seems a bit nondescript. generation Xiaoyue should be regarded as an orphan abandoned by heaven. After all kinds of calculations, fortunately, she is very popular. With the help of Su Xueer, she was abandoned in the world and met again. Falling in love with your own Prince Charming, although it has been so hard, you have finally found it, which is considered a good thing. If you can't dominate the story, then learn to enjoy it. If you can't change it, then try to accept it. As long as you use your heart. , the ending should have nothing to do with it, even if it is abandoned, there is still happiness of its own waiting...

Guide to entering the trap: Paradise Confinement Room, Dai Xiaoyue is drawing circles in boredom, they say that there is a year in the sky, a day on the earth. , at this moment, Dai Xiaoyue would rather spend a year in heaven and a day on earth.

"Time flies so slowly, when will it end." "

" This girl, must you be telling lies again? I, an old blind man, have lived for tens of thousands of years and I don't even know when I will die. How old are you, and you are already annoyed? "

" Granny Yu, you can't say that. I just entered heaven and haven't had enough fun, so I was put in this confinement room. I thought that after I came to heaven, I could protect my mother from being bullied, but I didn't expect it. If I had known this outcome, I would not have come to heaven. It would be good to be a little ghost in the world. At least I could protect my mother. "

" What a filial child. It turns out it's for your mother. "

"Yes, yes, Granny Yu, can you please ask the manager to intercede and let me go out and take a look, just take a look. A day in heaven is only a year in this world. It has been 15 years. I am really worried about my mother. "Dai Xiaoyue shed tears as she spoke. She seemed really sad.

Granny Yu became anxious when she saw Dai Xiaoyue crying. You must know that the confinement room in heaven is hard to come to for decades. Although a person can endure loneliness when he gets older, it is not bad to have such a ghostly girl to accompany him occasionally. Therefore, after more than ten days, Granny Yu couldn't help but fall in love with this little girl.

"Everything. There are fixed numbers and cannot be broken casually. I understand what Lanzi means, but I can’t tell you. But don’t worry, you will be out soon. "After saying this, Grandma Yu just sighed, as if she remembered some unbearable past events, and seemed to have a premonition that something would happen.

"Really? Grandma Yu, you are so kind. "Of course Dai Xiaoyue can't guess what Grandma Yu is thinking. In fact, she knows that people with the level of cultivation like Grandma Yu, even that abominable "Lan Witch" (Angel Manager Lanzi, because she usually always has a bitter face Behind the scenes, Dai Xiaoyue called her Witch Lan) and she would obey Granny Yu's orders. What Dai Xiaoyue couldn't figure out was why Granny Lan would guard this place where no one can shit. There should be anywhere in heaven. It's better than here.

"Little girl, don't pour honey on me. I have lived for such a long time and have eaten more salt than you have eaten. I don't know about your little ninety-nine, don't you just want to do it?" Should I tell Lanzi to let you go out early? Don't worry, I didn't lie to you. It's not worth my while for you, a little girl. "

Hearing what Granny Yu said, Dai Xiaoyue didn't know what to say. He was as naughty as Granny Yu. She stuck out her tongue. After one year, she started to meditate with her legs crossed. Being in confinement for these days was not a benefit at all. None. The energy fluctuations in the confinement room are much greater than outside, which is suitable for cultivation. If you can calm down and practice hard, your cultivation will be extremely fast. If Dai Xiaoyue wasn't worried about his relatives in the world, he really wouldn't want to do it. Going out.

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Introduction: When she set foot on this land again, her heart was filled with hatred. She swore that she would take revenge... She once loved him so much, but he hurt her so much that he almost died. Her life... is it love? Is it hate? She is determined to make the person who deserves to pay the price pay the price. When everything is won, what will be gained? ...

entry guide: G City is a city with very developed commerce. People living in this city have a very fast pace of life. This can be seen from the city's developed transportation routes and spectacular traffic flow. You can see clearly, and from time to time you can see several cars worth more than one million. These million-dollar cars can only be regarded as mid-range cars, not luxury cars at all.

In G City, there is the largest airport, and people Large and small bags are constantly coming and going, and the noisy sound in the airport proves that this airport is very busy. Stewardesses and stewardesses are constantly boarding out of the airport, and planes are constantly taking off and landing on the runway. It is extremely spectacular. If those who are interested can wait and see these busy scenes, I am afraid they can also view these things as scenery.

"Plane 808 has landed. Please pack your luggage and get off. Thank you for boarding. Welcome." Next visit! "

At this time, a sweet announcer's voice came from the airport. Many people got off the plane one after another. At this time, there was a woman wearing tight black professional clothes, only carrying a high-end LV limited edition white handbag, slowly leaving the airport. She walked down the long shelf, looking very proud. Her long, soft black hair fluttered with the warmth brought by the aircraft engine, making her look extremely eye-catching.

Her slender legs and tight-fitting top made her exquisite. Youzhi's body was fully exposed, and her whole body looked extremely exquisite. If anyone wanted to have such a beauty, he would probably have no regrets in his life.

After getting off the plane, the ringtone of this perfect woman's phone rang. That kind of foreign style, which has the essence of jazz music, and seems to have very good hobbies. After hearing the bell, the woman slowly took the leather bag off her shoulder, and at this time, she took it out of the bag. She took out her mobile phone.

The mobile phone was small and exquisite. It seemed to be very convenient to use. She held the mobile phone in her slender hand and pressed the answer button. The jade hand was very slender and beautiful, making people want to touch it. Upon touching it, her beautiful hands seemed to have been soaked in fresh milk every day. They were very tender.

"Hey, is this Miss Wang Xinlei and Wang? I took a call from Manager Situ and asked me to come to the airport. Pick you up. "

There was a relatively close and respectful voice on the phone. The driver was the personal driver of the general manager of a very large listed company. On weekdays, some people in the company would not be asked by the general manager even if they gave gifts, but this woman It turned out that the general manager specially asked him to come to the airport to greet her, and when greeting him, the general manager specifically told the driver to be polite to Wang Xinlei before he was polite.

The driver had been driving for the general manager for so many years, so it was considered acquaintance. People who have lived in the world know how to deal with people. Now that she knows that the general manager attaches great importance to the lady on the phone, of course she cannot ignore it casually, so her tone is very polite at this time, and she is still Be very careful not to make the person on the other side angry.

"Well, I just got off the plane, right where the first flight was. Come on, I'll wait for you. "

After Wang Xinlei finished speaking softly, she hung up the phone. This exquisite phone was her only phone number. It was full of people who were important to her. Even some of the more important people in the shopping mall only had Her phone number was not marked in the phone book by her. I don’t know whether she was afraid of exposing her face to radiation while talking on the phone, or because she didn’t want to be disturbed when she was resting all day long, so she didn’t want to talk too much on the phone. say.

The driver was not dissatisfied with Wang Xinlei's indifference. Instead, he felt that he should be more polite to Wang Xinlei, because at this time, even the personal driver of the general manager of a listed company did not dare to talk to him. There were indeed very few. This shows that, Wang Xinlei's identity must be unusual. Perhaps she is a position comparable to that of the general manager, or she is the mistress maintained by the general manager, or her mistress.

The more he thought about it, the more he thought about it. The driver did not dare to neglect him. After stopping the car, he quickly entered the airport with a photo. In the photo, it was clearly Wang Xinlei. In the photo, Wang Xinlei had one eye and also She is pretty, but she looks delicate and does not make people feel mature at all.

When the driver took the photo and went to where Wang Xinlei was, he stared at Wang Xinlei, always looking at the photo with a puzzled expression, as if he didn't believe his eyes, what he wanted next was such a very beautiful beauty. ? The driver seemed to think that he was really mistaken, and did not believe at all that a person could change so much in just three years.

Listening to the general manager's brief introduction, this Wang Xinlei went abroad for three years to return to the sea turtle, only three years! The originally delicate woman has turned into such a mature woman, with long flowing hair and delicate cheeks, she looks very noble and makes people feel inaccessible...

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Introduction : When two people separate, it may not be the end of their fate. Liu Qingchu graduated successfully, but there was an accident at home. At that time, he met a beautiful man again, but this man had a sunny smile, but he was like a devil. Liu Qingchu, who will she choose in the end? And will those beautiful friendships stand the test of time...

Guide to entering the trap: Liu Qingchu rarely returns to school, and this time he came back because of graduation. There were too many things going on, so she had to come back temporarily for a few days. She didn't expect to meet someone she knew before at school. However, after she was dragged downstairs to the dormitory, she felt that this way of meeting old friends was really embarrassing.

"In the early Qing Dynasty, I love you, will you marry me after graduation? "There is a boy kneeling on one knee on the ground, kneeling in the middle of a heart-shaped paved with rose petals. He is also holding a large bouquet of roses in his hand, and there is also a circle of Liu Qingchu's favorite jelly around him. The boy is holding A diamond ring, shining brightly in the sunlight.

Liu Qingchu stared at the boy for a few seconds, thinking of a person. He could not hold back the pain in his heart. Looking at the male classmate who was kneeling on the ground in front of her to propose to her, his eyes full of longing, and then looking at the envious looks of the school girls around him, Liu Qingchu took a deep breath and asked shamelessly with a risk-free look. : "I said, if I'm not as good as you think, and I don't have the first time, will you still accept me like this? "

Yes, will you still accept me like this? My body and mind have been given to other men. He once appeared in my life very suddenly and left very suddenly. But, it is So profound. I know, this is not a novel or a TV series, but it happened to me so truly, even sometimes, I can't help but think about it, and then doubt it. A dream.

Liu Qingchu couldn't help but become silent.

Everyone around her gasped when she heard Liu Qingchu's words. She was so straightforward. By saying this, everyone knows about her. What good does this do to her? Some of Liu Qingchu's roommates were also watching quietly upstairs, with very surprised expressions. There was no need to say it so bluntly. It's his own business, right? But Liu Qingchu looked very unconcerned.

The male classmate couldn't help but frowned. Liu Qingchu saw the sudden hesitation on his face, sneered, dropped the rose in his hand and left decisively. Just now Liu Qingchu took the rose from the male classmate's hand. It was the male classmate who should have confessed first, but no one expected Liu Qingchu to come out and say those words first. As embarrassing as it is.

The roses behind Liu Qingchu had been exuding a faint fragrance just now, but now they were scattered on the ground, mocking the boy who proposed to him. The boy knelt down lonely with his head lowered. Proposal was originally a very beautiful thing, but now it has become a joke in the eyes of outsiders. The boy did not pack up the things on the ground, but stood up slowly without looking at the roses on the ground, and then left quietly. His friend was also embarrassed and didn't know how to comfort him.

Of course, there were some who were watching the fun, some who were laughing at Liu Qingchu, some were laughing at the boy, and some were complaining that many girls nowadays have never had their first time, which is normal. Boys are really stingy too. There were all kinds of comments.

After Liu Qingchu threw down the rose, he ran back to the dormitory building. The two steps turned into one. He strode back to the dormitory, hurriedly changed out of his coat, grabbed a towel and walked into the bathroom. The sound of running water soon came from the bathroom. In the dormitory, there was a buzzing sound...

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