1. "Thirty percent"
One day, Xiao Wang and his wife were watching TV news reports. In the meantime, the host said: "According to a survey, 70% of men hope to have an extramarital affair."
Xiao Wang hurriedly said to his wife: "I am the 30% of people!".
The host on TV went on to say: "Those 30% of men are the ones who want to have multiple extramarital affairs!".
Xiao Wang's wife couldn't get up, so she picked up the shaffa cushion and beat her husband hard. He also cursed: "You white-eyed wolf, I am so good to you, but you are one of the 30% of people who want to have multiple extramarital affairs. You are really pissing me off!".
2. "Answer your husband's thoughts cleverly"
A: "If you want to reject your husband's advances, how will you respond tactfully?".
B: "I will answer, I have washed my hands!".
3. "Head of the Family"
The psychiatrist asked a female patient: "Are there any signs of exaggerated fantasies in your family?".
The female patient said: "Yes, my husband often shouts to me that he is the head of the family!".
