Only one-third of the seafood was edible, so we all ate it clean. Originally, the three of us were all big-bellied, so I ate and the other two digested. They were both big guys, much better than me.

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Only one-third of the seafood is edible, so we all eat it clean. Originally, the three of us were all big-bellied, so I ate and the other two digested. They were both big guys, much better than me.

Later we went to have a barbecue and ordered a lot of beef, mutton, and a lot of miscellaneous things. The three of us ate deliciously. I found that it was too much for us, because seafood has no oil, and we were hungry and hungry. I'm tired and can't do it without oil and water in my stomach. I always feel that my stomach is empty and it's so uncomfortable.

The buildings here all have a very special style. The roofs are all shell-shaped, arched, etc., but they are specially designed to be like this in case of a typhoon, right?

There are more people at night than during the day. It takes a long time to wait for the barbecue. When there are many people, do you feel hungry easily? I thought it shouldn't matter whether I ate or not, but now my stomach is growling with anticipation.

Gao Jiawei looked at me swallowing my saliva and took out two flower cakes from my bag. I almost forgot the flower cakes, but I was very confused. You can eat the flower cakes anytime. The barbecue is now. It tastes good when you eat it. I'll be patient and just won't eat the flower cake. I'll just eat it tomorrow.

"You can be hungry, but the child can't be hungry. Just eat one! I'll hurry up and see how many people are still missing." After saying that, Gao Jiawei went to the kitchen to look for someone. How to find someone here? There must be no acquaintances, right?

Gao Jiawei came out soon: "What a coincidence, a relative of Sister Li's family is inside. He said to change the monotony, ours will come out first and we can eat it soon." Why do we know him everywhere? People? Isn’t it such a coincidence?

"How come there are people you know everywhere? Have you opened a restaurant chain, otherwise I will take care of you wherever I go?" I only eat wherever I go, and I can't eat too much barbecue. Pregnant people eat everything. Just give it a try.

Not long after, someone brought me fish porridge, which tasted delicious without any fishy smell. I feel like Sister Li’s family is here, and the only one who can eat something that makes me convinced is Sister Li’s family.

"Let me tell you honestly, is this porridge cook a member of Sister Li's family? I can tell after eating it. This is the food they made. It's so delicious." I closed my eyes and felt the delicious food spreading in my mouth.

You Gao Jiawei, you opened a gourmet restaurant and you didn’t tell me. I was thinking about Uncle Li’s cooking. Here you can eat the porridge originated from Uncle Li’s family.

"Do you have a dog nose? Are you so clever? This man is Uncle Li's son-in-law. He is not very good at school, otherwise I would let him open a restaurant. Now he can only open a barbecue restaurant, but he cooks The porridge is good, I have tried it." After Gao Jiawei finished speaking, he picked up my spoon and took a bite of the porridge.

Ouyang Xiu slandered that Gao Jiawei was obviously showing off his affection, but he showed it off to a high level and made people take a bite of dog food so hard that their teeth were sore.

Gao Jiawei had just finished a mouthful of porridge. I took the spoon back. Gao Jiawei was so disgusting! In public, I rinsed the spoon with water and smiled when I saw his face stiffened.

That's your trick. It's weird that I don't know what you want to do. If we eat alone, I will be embarrassed to wash the spoon. There were a lot of people here, Ouyang Xiu was sulking secretly, I glared at him and knew it was going to cause trouble. If I didn't wash the spoon, others would look ambiguous. Washing the spoon would offend Gao Jiawei, and both parties would be displeased.

Gao Jiawei gave me a look, and I will give you a good look later. I also gave him a look, who is afraid of whom? I finished the porridge and looked at the barbecue that was slowly being served. I was almost full after just one bowl of porridge. The barbecue seemed to have nothing to do with me.

I picked up a bunch of barbecue and ate it slowly. The taste was unprecedented. It is not easy to make barbecue so delicious, but my stomach was protesting because pregnancy would weigh it down. Bladder, so I was very willing to hold it up. I had to find a toilet to relax, otherwise my bladder couldn't bear it.

Gao Jiawei took me to find the toilet. When I entered, I heard people inside saying: "Have you seen that table? They are so good-looking. The men are handsome and the women are beautiful. Why don't I have one?" What about such incredible looks? It's so unfair for one woman to have two men. "What are you talking about? I can only have one husband. How can I say that I have two men who are both beautiful?" It was given by your parents. If you have the ability, go back to your parents. I had a long face when I came back from the toilet, and Gao Jiawei saw something was wrong with me.

"You can get angry even when you enter the toilet. Tell me what's going on?" I didn't speak. How could I have the nerve to say these things? I could only be sulky by myself.

He saw that I was silent and didn't say anything else. There must be something he didn't want to say, but with my personality, what can't be said?

He put his mouth close to my ear and asked me what was going on. I imitated him and said what I heard, and he touched my head.

"What is there to be shy about? You are good-looking and others are right! They are just jealous of you. The three of us at the table are all good-looking. Just understand it yourself. Don't be angry, but you don't You can be careless, you know?" When did I become careless? If I were allowed to play for a few more years, maybe I would still choose not to get married. There is too much right and wrong in getting married, and there is still a strange man taking care of you.

If Gao Jiawei knew what I was thinking, he would definitely vomit blood. In fact, if you can find a man who treats you like an eyeball, you have won the lottery. Without comparison, there is no harm.

Ouyang Xiu: "You can still chat in the toilet. Girls will look for a partner when they go to the toilet. We boys don't look for a partner when we go to the toilet. How embarrassing." I think it's okay! If they say that we are good-looking, then it is too late for me to be happy, but it is nonsense and I am just wronged. I will definitely not tell Ouyang Xiu. It is so embarrassing.

I sat quietly with two handsome guys eating barbecue elegantly. I didn’t dare to eat anymore, and I had to run to the toilet because my stomach was full. Gao Jiawei saw that I couldn't eat anymore, so he put the barbecue next to them. I was bored and took out my mobile phone to check. How long had it been and why didn't I see my brother and the others calling me?

It's so annoying! What happened to my parents? Aren't you worried about your daughter at all? It's been almost five days since I came out, and there's been no WeChat or phone call.

"Husband, have my parents called you? I didn't see them calling me. I suspect they have forgotten that they have a daughter." Gao Jiawei took out WeChat, which was full of my parents. Asked him if I went out with him, he said that I was with him, so my parents stopped calling me. Gao Jiawei’s phone was not on his possession, and the person who responded to my parents was the original owner. Bar!

I should have turned off my phone at that time, because I was angry with Gao Jiawei. Didn’t I turn it on later here? They didn't call me, but I ran around every day, followed Gao Jiawei to climb mountains and play in the water. I was so tired every day that I went back to the hotel and fell asleep immediately after taking a shower.

Only one-third of the seafood was edible, so we all ate it clean. Originally, the three of us were all big-bellied, so I ate and the other two digested. They were both big guys, much better than me. - DayDayNews

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