I was chatting with a middle-aged gentle man online last night. The popular man was really annoying and he complained.
"Look at how you are trying to trick people. You are such a big man, why are you so ink? Don't you just want to invite me to hang out? Just tell me, I have been waiting for you to ask for a long time. Book a room right away. It's two or three hundred. What a big trouble it is for me. In the past three or four hours, you have been telling me so much that I am dizzy. Cheng Zhu Neo-Confucianism , you just need to tell me about the Hundred Family Surnames, Three Character Classic . Just tell me whether you want to do it or not. I will meet you and think you are more polite and clean. If not, I will do it. Who's not doing it? "
" Let's say something nice. I'll bring you a bag of tissues, and we'll get it done tonight. If there are cameras in the hotel, your wife will check your driving recorder. , you park the car on the side of the road, turn off the lights, we don’t need to take off the upper body. When we are done, wipe the ditch. We can also have a late night snack, pork kidneys , I guarantee you will be back at 24:00. Home. I'll miss you next time. How about I go see you without even wearing any clothes? I don't like anyone else, so I think you're not bad. I owe you in my previous life. Yes, okay, brother.”
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