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Original by Ziyuan Smile Chat Ziyuan Smile Chat 2022-10-30 22:11 Posted in Henan Enjoy When you are about to get up in the morning, Xiaoqiu and her husband were playing in bed, while their son was playing with their phones. Xiaoqiu pressed her husband down and prevented him from - DayDayNews

Original by Ziyuan Smile Chat Ziyuan Smile Chat 2022-10-30 22:11 Posted in Henan Enjoy When you are about to get up in the morning, Xiaoqiu and her husband were playing in bed, while their son was playing with their phones. Xiaoqiu pressed her husband down and prevented him from

Let it go, who are you lying to

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The level of exaggeration that people have about loving someone. There are actually those who love to carve into the urn... Merchant: I can't understand it, but I was shocked. Kid: Teacher, have you finished speaking? - DayDayNews

The level of exaggeration that people have about loving someone. There are actually those who love to carve into the urn... Merchant: I can't understand it, but I was shocked. Kid: Teacher, have you finished speaking?

Is the customization of netizens’ urns so outrageous? Hahahahahaha I was shocked

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01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and - DayDayNews

01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and

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01 Just after going to the bathroom, I met the goddess at the door and looked at me. I took the initiative to say hello to avoid embarrassment. Me: You are here to shit! The goddess called me crazy, it seems that the life of a bachelor has to be delayed a little. 02 brothers comp - DayDayNews

01 Just after going to the bathroom, I met the goddess at the door and looked at me. I took the initiative to say hello to avoid embarrassment. Me: You are here to shit! The goddess called me crazy, it seems that the life of a bachelor has to be delayed a little. 02 brothers comp

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1. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord disagrees. 2. People who are beautiful will easily forgive others even if they make mistakes. People who are ugly can't forgive others just for their appearance. 3. Never threaten others with leaving, - DayDayNews

1. I really want to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord disagrees. 2. People who are beautiful will easily forgive others even if they make mistakes. People who are ugly can't forgive others just for their appearance. 3. Never threaten others with leaving,

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There is nothing that cannot be solved by fighting. If one meal is not enough, two meals, or three meals! This is a TV series, you can actually stay in a fast hotel. Healing camping, poor and playful, happiness is not discounted... - DayDayNews

There is nothing that cannot be solved by fighting. If one meal is not enough, two meals, or three meals! This is a TV series, you can actually stay in a fast hotel. Healing camping, poor and playful, happiness is not discounted...

Rare netizens use urea bags for camping, they are poor and love to play, and they are happy without discounts, hahaha

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When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed "只zi". At first, the old man planted vegetables in the team and distributed them every three days, which were divided acco - DayDayNews

When we were young, our production team melon craftsman was my eldest uncle, the eldest among the old man. The old man was so terrified that he was nicknamed "只zi". At first, the old man planted vegetables in the team and distributed them every three days, which were divided acco

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"This is not a politeness, it is a matter of principle. We are just from the same village, neither relatives nor family members, so you cannot avoid collecting money. If all the villagers come to buy things and don't pay, haha, aren't you going to lose money yet?" - DayDayNews

"This is not a politeness, it is a matter of principle. We are just from the same village, neither relatives nor family members, so you cannot avoid collecting money. If all the villagers come to buy things and don't pay, haha, aren't you going to lose money yet?"

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Come on, we will wait for your post tomorrow. Uncle and aunt, aunties and aunties are in a tight circle, don’t worry. The photos sent by my girlfriend on a business trip. After seeing them, my brother made me think it was a little more open. What's wrong? - DayDayNews

Come on, we will wait for your post tomorrow. Uncle and aunt, aunties and aunties are in a tight circle, don’t worry. The photos sent by my girlfriend on a business trip. After seeing them, my brother made me think it was a little more open. What's wrong?

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1. The Buddha said: There is smoke but no fire to achieve the right result. With fire but no smoke, you cannot become a righteous immortal. So I always say that my hands are not separated from fire, my mouth is not separated from smoke, and I will first get the right result, and - DayDayNews

1. The Buddha said: There is smoke but no fire to achieve the right result. With fire but no smoke, you cannot become a righteous immortal. So I always say that my hands are not separated from fire, my mouth is not separated from smoke, and I will first get the right result, and

Buddha said: The hands do not leave fire, the mouth does not leave smoke, first obtain the right result, and then become a righteous immortal.

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I'm curious how you stayed for 30 minutes without a mobile phone. I slept at home for a day on May Day. Have you all gone on a trip? Who said that a dog is reliable as a messenger? Let him come and see what this guy does. - DayDayNews

I'm curious how you stayed for 30 minutes without a mobile phone. I slept at home for a day on May Day. Have you all gone on a trip? Who said that a dog is reliable as a messenger? Let him come and see what this guy does.

Hilarious God Reply: Who says that dogs are reliable as messengers? Let him come and see what this guy does

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I have been a stranger with the boss for ten minutes, why is it so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah - DayDayNews

I have been a stranger with the boss for ten minutes, why is it so funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

You can be angry directly, but you pretend to ask me a question

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How high are you standing? It looks so scary. This drum beats is not something you can do like this. What should you do after you break the drum in one go? Girl, who are you? Have you recognized the wrong person? - DayDayNews

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1. Singles are divided into two types: one is raw rice to be cooked, and the other is cooked rice and ask for a repot. 2. I remember one time, I drew a boy who didn’t like to listen to the lecture. The teacher repeated the "Accidental" over and over again. The boy grabbed his sca - DayDayNews

1. Singles are divided into two types: one is raw rice to be cooked, and the other is cooked rice and ask for a repot. 2. I remember one time, I drew a boy who didn’t like to listen to the lecture. The teacher repeated the "Accidental" over and over again. The boy grabbed his sca

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I thought the girl had real skills, but I didn’t expect to treat me as if she couldn’t see it. What kind of grass is this? How could this happen? Brother, you cheat on the young lady like this. Look at the young lady's facial expressions are out of control. - DayDayNews

I thought the girl had real skills, but I didn’t expect to treat me as if she couldn’t see it. What kind of grass is this? How could this happen? Brother, you cheat on the young lady like this. Look at the young lady's facial expressions are out of control.

Funny animation: Brother, you cheated on the young lady like this, but you can see that the young lady's facial expressions are out of control

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What can I do if I meet such a edible girlfriend? Brother, you can be crazy after drinking, but why do you dislike this telephone pole? The red earth and white-haired cow, it looks like a country that is cheating. - DayDayNews

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On December 8, local time, members of the British royal family attended the Christmas carol ceremony at Westminster Abbey. Princess Kate and Princess William, Princess Sophie, Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice, Princess Zara and others appeared in great costumes. - DayDayNews

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All evil lust is the leader, and all evil lust is the most serious. On the contrary, if you can restrain yourself and refuse to commit adultery, you can also accumulate blessings for yourself. - DayDayNews

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According to Taiwanese media reports, the "nine-in-one" election in Taiwan has entered the countdown. After Taichung Mayor Lu Xiuyan was in the same position as the People's Party Hsinchu Mayor Gao Hongan, rumors of blue and white alliances have become rampant. - DayDayNews

According to Taiwanese media reports, the "nine-in-one" election in Taiwan has entered the countdown. After Taichung Mayor Lu Xiuyan was in the same position as the People's Party Hsinchu Mayor Gao Hongan, rumors of blue and white alliances have become rampant.

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