An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad. The girl sitting opposite him actually cried. Lao Wang asked her in confusion: "Don't you cry?" She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, for more than ten hours, we all sat together, not counting overtime, if we subtract My husband and I didn’t spend as much time together as he did during traffic hours and bedtime at night. Just like that, he resigned and didn’t treat us to a meal? "
An elephant in the zoo died suddenly, and the keeper came and laid it down immediately. Crying on the elephant. The tourists couldn't help but be deeply moved when they saw this scene, and they all said: The relationship between this keeper and this elephant is too deep. Unexpectedly, someone interjected: There is a rule in this zoo. If an animal raised by someone dies, then the animal's grave must be dug by the keeper. How can he not cry...
The company is dispatched on official business trips abroad. For visas, the company provides a visa agency, which is more expensive. I found one myself and it was much cheaper. After thinking about it, I decisively chose the more expensive one. It’s not that I want to deliberately waste the company’s money, but if the visa company I found myself goes smoothly and saves the company money, the company will not reward me. But if things don’t go well, I must take responsibility.
My cousin got drunk and Lao Wang carried her into the room. The next day she trembled and said that she would never ask Lao Wang to see me off again. Now I know who Lao Wang is. I was lying on the sofa to sleep, but he ran away. Went to my bed and slept all night using my slippers.
A lady was not feeling well and asked Afanti, a doctor, to take her pulse. But she was very shy and had to cover her arm with her sleeve. "Madam, nothing is wrong, everything is normal." Afanti said after taking her pulse through his sleeve. "Doctor, if I'm not sick, why would you take my pulse?" the lady asked strangely. "Yes," Afanti said to his wife, "I didn't say you weren't sick. I said your clothes were fine because I took your pulse on your clothes."
The teacher was giving a moral education class to his classmates. , found the student Xiao Mao sleeping on the table, and shouted: "Classmate Xiao Mao!" Xiao Mao woke up: "Here!" Teacher: "What kind of behavior is impolite?" Xiao Mao said loudly: "It is impolite to disturb others' rest!"
