[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl who was in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked an

[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked and asked: "Whose?" The girl said: "I have only met you in the past two days, you said Whose child is this? "I was instantly confused. Can video chatting lead to pregnancy?"

[Humorous Joke] The female director of the company and Fa Xiao’s daughter-in-law were college roommates. One day she found Fa Xiao and said to him: “Brother, if you invite me to dinner, I will tell your wife that your salary is 10,000, so that you can get less "Pay some money to your wife." He immediately agreed to give Xiao his actual salary of 12,000, which would make him an extra 2,000. Then she recorded what she just said and sent it to his wife. Fa Xiao was not worried at all because his wife had told her best friend to be careful. But Fa Xiao is still worried that his wife will become suspicious. What should he do?

[Humorous Joke] When school turned off the lights at ten o'clock in the evening, I was still at the dressing table without brushing my teeth. I was holding a shriveled toothpaste, so I couldn't help but extend a pitiful hand to my roommate: "Pretty boy, can I lend you some toothpaste?" Use it!" My roommate said, "Do you know where my milk is? You can take it yourself." I happily squeezed out the toothpaste and serenaded it, saying, "Brother, what kind of toothpaste is this?" "My brother turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and said to me: "What you squeezed is my leather shoe polish, it must taste special!"

[Humorous joke] I have a best friend who is riding in a convertible for the first time in her life, and she is imagining it on TV. He stood up like that to blow the air, then took off his coat, showed off his newly bought dress, and opened his hands to look like he was enjoying himself. At this time, her boyfriend spoke: You'd better sit down. Look, your armpit hair has been blown into the middle...

[Humorous joke] Because I was sleeping at work, the chairman caught me, and he directly put me Kicked out of the company. After I lost my job, I looked for work everywhere, and later I worked as a courier for a courier company. After working for a month, I discovered that a colleague was a henpeck. Today while delivering the express, my colleague suffered from heat stroke. We rushed him to the hospital. After a while, the colleague suddenly woke up. In the TV series, when people wake up after fainting, they always say: water, give me water. Unexpectedly, this idiot shouted: Dish soap, give me the dish soap, my wife is coming back!

【Humorous Joke】My aunt was worried that her cousin would not be able to get married, so she took her on a blind date during the summer vacation of her sophomore year. As luck would have it, my cousin discovered that the man was actually her elementary school classmate. The man kept saying to his mother: Mom, look! This is the female classmate who beat me at every turn when I was a kid, forced me to do my homework for her, and took my meal money to buy snacks every day... Cousin, was I such a jerk when I was a kid?

[Humorous Joke] At work today, my female boss actually called me to the office and said to me in a tone 100 times gentler than usual: "Can you lend me 1,000,000?" The beautiful boss asked me to borrow money! This surprised me because her salary was much higher than mine, but she actually asked me to borrow money! I said: Why did you ask me to borrow money? She said: "You are the only single person in the whole company, and you don't date. You only know how to save money. Based on your salary and shares, you should have so much money! I said: I really don't have that much money! The beautiful boss treated me gently Said: "Just lend it to me. If I can't repay it, I will mortgage my life to you!" ”

Looking at the beautiful female boss, I was moved, so I agreed to lend her money! Originally, the beautiful boss only lent her money for one month, but now it has been two months and a year, and she still has no intention of paying back the money! Said: "This is your IOU , why don't you pay back the money? "The beautiful boss said: I said if you don't pay back the money, I will marry you! I had no choice but to marry my female boss. What surprised me was that I became a father in 7 months!