1. Embarrassing classic chat and funny jokes. One day, the dried fruits at home were chatting. Lizi chatted about a very melancholy topic with the newcomer Hazelnut . Hazel suddenly noticed that Walnut next to him had been grinning, and asked: What's wrong with him? Li Zi said: Leave him alone! His head was squeezed by the door yesterday.
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes, I love you! none of your business? I will still look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest person. When arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. Men fantasized about me and I fantasized about heaven. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love is.
3. Hilarious lateness jokes. I was afraid that I would be late if I got up late in the morning, so I asked my dad to remember to wake me up in the morning. My dad said, "I'll have it with me. I have an alarm clock." Sure enough, the next morning, my dad used the alarm clock to wake me up. I woke up.
4. The milk sold in a certain store contains a lot of water and has a very bland taste. A customer reported it to the Quality Supervision Bureau. After testing, it was found that the milk was mixed with five times the amount of water. The quality inspection officer asked the shop owner: "You call this milk?" But the shop owner said without changing his face: "It is definitely milk, but it is the milk of a buffalo."
5. On the way home, I drove at a speed of 60 kilometers. , the car behind kept trying to overtake, and kept honking, but I had no choice, so I opened the window and pointed the toy gun I bought for my cousin towards the back, and the car immediately braked and stopped, haha, so funny. . . . . . Okay, no more talking, it’s time to take a confession.
6. A friend announced on WeChat that he was going to practice stall-selling at the intersection of the pedestrian street. We were skeptical because it was a strictly prohibited area. He said confidently that his childhood friend had just been promoted to squadron leader in that area, so he should be given this honor. So, just wait and see how popular I am. Sure enough, he became popular on the first day. He was also reported on local TV news programs, and all the things he was selling were confiscated. The person who took the lead in enforcing the law on the spot was his childhood friend...
7. There was a girl whose home was very close to the school. One night during self-study, the female student came late. She slowly walked into the classroom in full view of everyone, and the class teacher pointed angrily. She said to her outside the window, "You can see your home from here, you are still late!" The woman replied calmly, "You can also see the moon from here."...
8. In a certain middle school, people from the Education Bureau came to the school to take a test. Announcement: "For the sake of fairness, I will take the first grade test this year, the second grade next year, and the third grade the year after that." Student: "...Aren't they all in the same grade?"
