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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
05/27
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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a
"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?
05/27
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As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is
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05/28
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Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.
My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?
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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak
Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes
05/28
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1. What should I do to make her notice me? 2. Is there any dish that you can eat for a month without getting tired of it? 3. I am a doctor and I have the final say. 4. It’s late at night, so my girlfriend can’t wait. What should I do if I leave? 5. Fishing with the leader is also
God’s reply: My child’s grades are not good, and the teacher asked me to discuss educational issues. What should I pay attention to?
05/29
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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?
Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.
05/29
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?
05/26
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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho
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On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t
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1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I
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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere
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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.
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In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat
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Among all happy events, the connection between liquor and marriage is the deepest, because weddings use the most wine, so if you go to a wedding, you will also say to drink wedding wine. Therefore, when choosing wine for a wedding banquet, you must consider multiple aspects, incl
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Now is the season when bitter melons are green and most suitable for cooking. Unfortunately, bitter melon has not been popular since ancient times. Firstly, it looks unsightly, and the surface of the melon skin is pitted, so many places call it "skinny grape"; secondly, its inher
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Taiwan International Shipbuilding Corporation claimed that the incident was "an incident that occurred during the test process. The situation was immediately eliminated and will not affect the scheduled work and test plans." The "Yushan Ship" is currently installing various syste
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