1. Today’s underground parking lots are designed like a maze, and you have to look for them for a long time before you realize you don’t have a car.
2. Is there an object? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
3. At night, I secretly asked the magic mirror: "Am I the blackest person in the world?" The magic mirror made a frightened voice: "Who are you? Who are you talking to me?"
4. She was born introverted, timid and shy. She knows how to say no to other people's unreasonable demands. Thanks to me, she knows how to say no when I confess my love to her.
5. How would you use a drama title to describe your three years of high school career? Answer, " Three Lives Three Worlds Pillow Book "
6. Obama became president, I am still moving bricks;
Trump became president, I am still moving bricks;
Now Biden is president, I am still moving In moving bricks;
I concluded a truth: moving bricks is a more stable career than being the president.
7. The animal school started and the elephant was late. The teacher angrily said to the elephant: "Why did you arrive just now? Just don't come." The elephant said: "The truth may be late, but he will never be absent!"
8 . I have never been able to find a girlfriend. I took advantage of the holiday today and finally plucked up the courage to go to the plastic surgery hospital. When I arrived at the front desk, I saw the front desk clerk running and shouting: "Director, big business is coming, big business is coming.
9." How developed are you and her? "
" She has changed a lot for me. For example, she has changed her phone number 9 times for me. ”
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