My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

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I forgot my glasses and entered the men's room by mistake, and was hung up.

gan!

No wonder it smells so strong!

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to follow those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room for the nymphomaniac Shen Huai~"

"Shen Huai?"

I was stupid.

No wonder the male god looked at me with a perverted look in his eyes recently.

(37° tears of regret shed from my 500° eyes...)

1. A big oolong with a smell

What is more embarrassing than accidentally entering the men's room?

has.

For example, when you are touching up your makeup, a boy happens to come out of the toilet cubicle after finishing his work, and he looks at you from a distance after you have finished touching up your makeup.

Meng Yao, a "blind" man without glasses who was over 500 degrees Celsius, was as stable as an old dog on the outside, but he was complaining in his heart and wanted to find a hole to bury himself.

Gan, I went to the wrong restroom, no wonder the smell is so strong...

"Classmate, how could you break into the women's restroom without permission!"

Meng Yao, who had never seen anything after many years of traveling around the world, quickly calmed down and struck preemptively without blushing. He jumped to the ground and howled loudly, making the other party stunned for a moment.

Shen Huai glanced over, and wherever he looked, the bright and unique urinal was naked and exposed in front of the two of them.

is very good. If I hadn't looked around, Shen Huai's "I'm sorry" might have just blurted out.

In his twenty-one years of life, this was the first time he had seen someone perform a lie so "confidently". That scene was really like a cat that was eating dog food and was met by a dog, but in turn scratched the dog's paws.

But this girl obviously lacks confidence. Shen Huai didn't have to squint to look at her, he could clearly feel the girl in front of him was in an erratic and uncomfortable state, making him want to laugh inexplicably.

Meng Yao glanced at him, and before the boy could react, he turned around and stuffed all the bottles and cans on the sink into his bag, and then ran away like the wind, running away. In the brightly lit small activity room of the main teaching building.

Why are there still such reckless people these days? Shen Huai shook his head, walked leisurely to the sink, subconsciously touched the edge of the sink, but found nothing, and his eyes suddenly darkened.

"Xiao Yao'er, why are you taking so long to put on your makeup? I'm going to be exhausted holding a dress for you."

Xu Ting, huffing and puffing, slumped on the sofa with her clothes in her arms and muttered, and was kicked by Meng Yao with a smile. He touched the bottom of his small high-heeled shoes and passively received Meng Yao's weird face.

"You are a bit promising. When I finish hosting, I will sit in the back seat of my sister's donkey cart and take you out to play skewers together!"

Meng Yao looked helplessly at this best friend who had grown up with him, holding a soft head on his head. Soft wool curls, eyes narrowed now like a coquettish little fox.

"Long live Yao's butt!!!"

Xu Ting, who "happily sits up even when waking up and dreaming", heard that Huahua 's meal tickets fell from the sky, he happily jumped with his feet and cheered, and almost sang loudly with excitement. "Hallelujah."

With the two of them making such a fuss, and the campus party that was about to be hosted next, Meng Yao quickly temporarily forgot about the oolong incident that had just happened. Of course, it was also due to her unremitting efforts and control of her subjective willpower.

After all, it was so embarrassing to accidentally break into the men's restroom... If this woman Xu Ting knew about it, she would probably be able to climb the mountain overnight and snatch all the bamboo shoots on the mountain.

My best friend kindly advised me:

Two hours later, Meng Yao, who was shining brightly on the stage, took off his halo, wore wrinkled short-sleeves and flip-flops, poured beer and ate lobster skewers, and listened to the music along the way. Listening to Xu Ting's sighs coming from beside him from time to time.

“Tsk, tsk, tsk, she is a stage actress with unlimited fame one second, and she is a yuppie with no image in the next second.But don’t say it, Xiao Yaoer, the photo of your host on the confession wall is so beautiful! "

" That's right, I'm called a beautiful woman from the south. What I strive for is a natural beauty that is hard to give up! "

Xu Ting rubbed the crayfish oil on her fingertips, listened to Meng Yao's stinky fart, and happily looked at the words that had just popped up on the confession wall. After reading the content, she suddenly stopped reading. Three minutes.

Meng Yao stopped playing the skewers and looked at Xu Ting, who was stunned in front of him. After all, she knew that Xiao Ting never stopped talking when it was time to eat. There must be a demon when something goes wrong. Meng Yao tactically moved back with his chair, his two greasy claws crossed one foot in front of his chest in a defensive position.

"Yao'er..." Xu Ting pretended. He looked embarrassed but hesitated to speak. Under Meng Yao's curious and probing eyes, he smiled evilly, showing his true nature as an old gangster who harmed his friends.

"Damn it, I know you still can't forget Shen Huai, sister, let me give you some advice." . There is no need for us to follow the good housewife Gaoling Xiaohua into the men's room for the sake of the handsome Shen Da, a nymphomaniac and a pervert. "

Although it sounds like a persuasive tone, classmate Xu Ting, please calm down your anger at watching a show and eating melons. The melons of the Tujia family have not yet been sown!

Meng Yao maintained the tactical backbone. He lost his balance when he heard these words, and even the chair fell backwards, hitting the ground with a loud "snap"

"I'm not, I'm not!" ! ! "

Wait, that thing he met in the toilet is Shen Huai??!

Meng Yao suddenly wanted to travel back to a few hours ago and vividly perform a textbook-like self-hanging southeast branch with a rope.

2. This first It’s a bit embarrassing to know

The bad relationship between Shen Huai and Meng Yao originated from a bowl of tomato and egg soup

Meng Yao remembered clearly that on June 7, the first day of exams, the university cafeteria was crowded at noon. There were a lot of students grabbing food, and countless people in the room immediately dreamed back to the time when they were fighting for food in high school.

Meng Yao, who was wearing a chiffon white dress, carefully held the plate and hid in the crowd. This dress is the most expensive one in her wardrobe, costing a total of 300 yuan!

Looking at the people around her, Meng Yao, who was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, almost ran into her without noticing. The filled bowl of tomato soup was swaying on someone else's plate.

The bowl of tomato soup was about to fly out and splash onto her skirt. Meng Yao's head twitched. My body was faster than my brain was commanding, and I couldn't help but lean in and take a big sip.

Hiss, the noisy cafeteria suddenly became quiet, and there were sounds of inhaling from time to time.

It is said that the aunt in the cafeteria rolled her eyes at that time. He almost stared out...

Meng Yao realized what he had done:...

Kill me, now!

Meng Yao, who shrank like a mouse, raised his head tremblingly, and met Shen Huai with a smile. Feixiao’s peach blossom eyes asked, “Does it taste good?

One sentence almost made Meng Yao's knees weak, and he even fell into a panic state for a while. His IQ dropped below the line and he began to speak indiscriminately: "It doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste as good as yours..."

Who is Shen Huai? ?

H The Flower of Gaoling of the University of Medicine is really cold, and her belly is really dark, but her appearance is also really attractive, especially her eyes, which are like the tip of a little scorpion's tail, making you feel like a person. Her soul is gone.

Her bad friend Xu Ting has always been obsessed with her appearance. She teases and moans with the handsome boys and girls of H-level all day long. Shen Huai is the super supreme golden VIP who has been praised by her countless times.

As a result, today she not only defiled the soup of this kaolin flower, but also teased others...

Meng Yao was running wildly in his heart, what are these disgusting things

But they are so high. Linghua didn't know whether she didn't hear it clearly or what happened, but she responded politely: "As long as it tastes good.”

Meng Yao: ...Brother, what you said is ambiguous! !

Shen Huai, who stayed out of the incident, walked away lightly, leaving her in a messy state in the crowd with those who were poking at her ears and eating melons. They looked at each other without words and shed tears.

Since then, the story of "the thief-minded young junior sister from the freshman college of medicine took advantage of her and bit the flower of the high mountain in the sophomore college of medicine" has spread in the two colleges.

But these two. He didn’t know anyone at all! During that time, Meng Yao was dizzy because of flying melons. The "kind" lark read the two's CP article written by an unknown source with great emotion, and received Meng Yao's eye rolls and middle fingers affectionately.

Three months have passed since this incident, and the popularity has finally subsided. No one paid attention anymore. Unexpectedly, the two of them met again, and the situation became more and more embarrassing.

Last time, it was rumored that he was still a domineering female man. This time... fast forward to the female. Abnormal!

The message on the confession wall said this:

"The sister who broke into the men's room wearing a white striped plaid shirt and jeans, if you are greedy for the body of our medical school, you can come." .

Sister, why did you take away the headphones I lent him? My poor Philips headphones were placed by the sink by my thief, but they were gone when I came out after going to the toilet! ! ! "

Meng Yao crawled back to the dormitory, staring blankly at the strange headphones he had just dug out of his makeup bag.

What a coincidence, isn't it??!

Outside the window, a huge lightning flashed Suddenly the clouds broke through the sky, and Meng Yao, who had been confused for the past few days, listened to the "rumbling" thunder outside, and an idea suddenly came to his mind for many years.

In psychology, whenever he encounters A small obstacle, you have to think on the bright side. For example, if a glass of water is half spilled, there is still half a glass left to drink. Although her face is almost lost to Sahara Desert , it doesn't matter. , is it important to have a handsome guy?

God couldn't stand it anymore, he opened the back door for her again and pulled the red line, and he almost knocked her unconscious and picked her up. She didn't want to give her the fate. The rhythm of life.

Meng Yao's big eyes rolled around in the darkness, like a cat with shining eyes, and he glanced at Shen Huai's profile on the post bar. A gentleman is like a jade.

His face is on the left, and his beauty is on the right.

I have one thing to say.

3. "Shen Huai, do you want a wife?" "

" Brother Huai, look out the window. "

Shen Huai was sitting quietly by the window in the cafeteria eating. Xu Quanjie, who was sitting diagonally across from him, smiled evilly and punched his arm. He picked up his chopsticks and pointed enthusiastically to the area not far outside the window.

Meng Yao hit Holding an sunscreen umbrella , he spread a small sheet on the ground and sat cross-legged. Then he took out a small speaker and put it to his mouth and shouted domineeringly:

"Take a look, take a look, it's free for free." , take the beautiful girl home on WeChat, don’t miss it if you pass by..."

Ever since she made up her mind to hang herself on the big tree named "Shenhuai" with a rope, Meng Yao seemed to be knocked down. Cupid of fake medicine kept shooting arrows into her butt.

In just one morning, she had already "encountered" Shen Huai by chance on campus and successfully brushed her face in front of Shen Huai fifteen times. No one could scream in surprise at this speed. The world is suffocating.

Shen Huai has actually noticed the movement outside. After all, a girl is holding a loudspeaker at the entrance of the cafeteria, screaming like a toy clucking chicken.

" Hey, that Senior Shen, do you want a wife or not? "

As soon as Meng Yao saw Shen Huai who had finished eating, he quickly jumped up and waved his arms towards him, and whistled angrily at the same time.

There was a bustle of people coming and going, and everyone noticed the small and medium-sized movement here. They all tilted their ears and wanted to move forward. Within a few minutes, the first article pinned to the top of the entertainment gossip section of the campus post bar was:

"Shocked, The medical school idiot was molested by a junior girl again! The word "again" in

is very vivid.

Xu Ting, who was surfing the 50G Internet speed in the dormitory, looked at the familiar figure of the woman on the post bar and fell down from his chair in shock.

teased Shen Huai, is Meng Yao crazy or is she crazy? ? ? ? !

"Boring."

Shen Huai suppressed the dark and unclear emotions in his eyes, pursed his lips slightly, and his eyes were full of calmness. As if all this had nothing to do with him, he walked up to her unhurriedly and flicked his fingers. The air in front of Meng Yao's forehead.

"I remember you because you snatched my soup last time."

As soon as he finished speaking, the boos around him suddenly became louder and louder, fearing that the air would suddenly become noisy.

Meng Yao looked at him calmly, his big innocent eyes blinking. If the things in his eyes could be materialized, there would probably be countless more beautiful little stars in the air.

"Senior, don't be angry. It was an accident last time. I know there is a newly opened Korean restaurant nearby. The taste is said to be pretty good. May I invite you to try it?"

"Next time, I have something to do."

Meng Yao sighed, took out the headphones from his pocket, and handed them to Shen Huai. The face that was originally full of smiles deliberately collapsed at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking like a dejected big dog, which made people's hearts melt.

"What a pity. I originally picked up this headset and wanted to give it back to my senior while eating."

Shen Huai looked at the familiar headset and looked at her with a half-smile, his inquiring eyes showing a little more understanding.

"Indeed, the senior is too ignorant. Here, take it."

Meng Yao stared blankly at the meal card stuffed into her hand. To be honest, she had preset n types of rejections in her mind. Seeing the scene, I didn't expect that there was such a weird operation of whipping into the inside.

Perhaps her dementia was too obvious, Shen Huai couldn't hold it back, he laughed softly, and the thick smile in his eyes slipped into the air.

Meng Yao, who was obsessed with beauty, suddenly wanted to eat people, the kind that had been wiped clean...

Should I knock him down first or knock him unconscious first? Waiting online, quite urgent.

4. It’s my heartbeat, my inexplicable heartbeat for you

Since the first day Meng Yao occupied Shen Huai’s meal card, she began to embark on the difficult road of feeding Shen Meiren.

She always thought that she was very picky about food, but after asking about it, she found that Shen Huai could be considered an ancestor in the world of picky eaters.

I don’t eat onions, ginger, garlic, onions, vegetables with flavor such as celery and coriander, I don’t touch the claws of poultry, I don’t like greasy things, and I don’t tolerate spicy things. I like sweets the most, but the sweetness should not be too much. Sweet and sour taste is the best.

Meng Yao pursed his lips and took the risk to cook in the dormitory. On the seventh day of being forced to feed

, Shen Huai still frowned and looked at the lunch box that Meng Yao had stuffed in his bag, fearing that it was some kind of poisonous biochemical weapon .

By the way, there is a bouquet of small roses in today's lunch box.

This was added on a whim by Meng Yao because she wanted to impress Shen Huai. After all, Meng Yao felt that she might be the first girl who could successfully send roses to Shen Huai!

Shen Huai later said that he was indeed very profound and would probably never forget it in his lifetime. On the first day he received flowers, he was severely allergic to pollen and couldn't stop sneezing. Xu Quanjie forcibly dragged him to the infirmary to get medicine.

"Brother Huai, what do you think of that little girl Meng Yao?" Xu Quanjie sat next to Shen Huai, looking boredly at the small white flowers in the green shade outside the door.

"You're so stupid..." Shen Huai rubbed the tip of his nose and was about to speak, but was blocked by Xu Quanjie's loud "Xiao Meng".

Meng Yao, who was bitter, held his hand that was burned by oil droplets . When he saw Shen Huai sitting on the chair, his heart suddenly became clear, and even his physical pain eased a bit.

"Senior Shen, are you feeling unwell?"

Shen Huai said nothing, looking at Meng Yao who couldn't stop hiding his hands behind his back. He didn't understand why he suddenly felt a little depressed. Inadvertently, his brows were frowning unconsciously. The ground wrinkled.

The air was a little cold for a while.

Xu Quanjie looked at this and that, sensing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, he quickly slipped out, fearing that the fire at the city gate would affect him, a weak fish.

Meng Yao shrank and did not dare to move. She could clearly feel that the air pressure around Shen Huai was dropping crazily. But what is the triggering mechanism? Is it possible that her appearance is so annoying now?

To be honest, this was the first time, and Meng Yao was a little at a loss.

"Give me back your meal card. I don't need you to cook any more."

As soon as he finished speaking, Meng Yao's heart suddenly went cold.

Although it was natural to return the borrowed card, I suddenly felt an indescribable discomfort. She reluctantly smiled and turned around. From an angle that Shen Huai couldn't see, tears burst out of her eyes inexplicably.

She didn't want to cry, but she didn't know why, she was a little out of control.

Shen Huai looked at the stubborn and fragile figure of the girl in front of him, covering his increasingly stuffy chest, sighed lightly, and bowed his head to the person in front of him as if resigned to his fate:

"I'm afraid you will hurt yourself again."

Previous Meng Yao, who was feeling aggrieved for a second, instantly came back to life with full health after hearing these words. If there was a tail behind him, he would probably have spun 360 degrees in a fancy way.

"Senior...are you concerned about me??!"

Perhaps the other party's eyes were too bright, Shen Huai was stunned for a moment, and nodded inadvertently. Then, I don't know who it was, but after realizing it, my ears quietly turned red.

The sunshine that day was too gentle, a bit shocking.

5. I have double standards and I am proud.

They all say that a woman in love is a fool. Xu Ting thinks that women in the preparatory stage of falling in love can also be classified as fools.

Meng Yao has been wandering lately. He talks about "our beauty Shen" whenever he has something to do, and his gibbering look makes Xu Ting, who lives in the same dormitory, look at her with itching teeth.

These characters are so boring even before they are revealed. After they get together, they can’t show off to the sky. Will they leave a way for singles like them to survive?

Faced with Xu Ting's ruthless complaints, Meng Yao, who had been dressing up all morning and was still not satisfied, took the time to wink at him, "You don't understand, little darling, this is called the fun of life~"

Xu Ting said directly. , "Oh, you are so cruel, you should hurry up and harm your senior Shen."

Meng Yao nodded in agreement, turned around and left with his bag on his back. Who would have thought that that graceful figure is heading towards the palace of learning?

Shen Huai simply asked her to read a book in the study room, but the woman kept busy all morning without stopping. Xu had heard her drag Meng Yao to the study room before, but she had never been so active.

As expected of you, you forget your friends when you see sex, you are inhumane when you are of the opposite sex!

spent the whole morning reviewing Shen Huai in the study room. Looking at Meng Yao who walked in through the door, he felt a little dazed for a moment.

Different from the usual daily outfits, Meng Yao originally had slightly curly black hair, a cold and arrogant look on his face that said, "Sister is very expensive, and a mortal is not worthy of it." He wore a pair of low-heeled sandals, and his long legs were perfectly modified by a white skirt. .

There happened to be a ray of sunlight shining in from the outside, and she was facing the light. It was what the book said was the third kind of stunning beauty in the world.

But in this stunning skirt, there is a little bit of leakage on the shoulders!

It's actually just an ordinary one-shoulder skirt. However, Shen Meiren's possessiveness seems to be... a hundred million points bigger than what he expected?

Xu Quanjie, who was sitting behind Shen Huai, was dumbfounded as he watched his brother Huai take off his coat, put on his coat, take off his coat and put on his coat, cycled back and forth no less than ten times, and finally stopped and threw the poor coat aside as if to vent his anger.

This suffocating operation shocked him for ten thousand years.

Meng Yao pretended not to see anything on his face, but in his heart he was laughing like crazy.How could she not know what the people around her were doing? Shen Huai was so cute!

"Senior, it's almost noon, why don't we go have hot pot?"

Although it was very quiet, Xu Quanjie, who was sitting behind Shen Huai, still heard it with sharp ears. He shouted crazily in his heart: Brother Huai, hurry up and criticize her for not studying seriously!

He clearly remembered that Shen Huai was good at everything, but he couldn't stand people who came from the study room and took advantage of the results.

Xu Quanjie once stepped on this thunder, but was educated by Shen Huai for a long time. He suddenly felt that if he didn't study, he would be sorry for his relatives and friends, sorry for the society, sorry for the country, and sorry for all mankind.

But now, after waiting for a long time, he only heard Shen Huai's unusually gentle whisper, "Okay, you decide the place."

Xu Quanjie was immediately angry. Can you double-mark more? !

Perhaps the look from the person behind was too resentful. Shen Huai turned around silently, raised his eyebrows, and silently mouthed: Not convinced? Don't give in and hold it back.

After cleaning up, Meng Yao noticed that the two grown men around him were openly and openly "making eye contact", and suddenly he felt an inexplicable sense of crisis.

No wonder Shen Meiren has been single until now. Could it be that...Xu Quanjie is her biggest love rival? !

Xu Quanjie: Bah, are you two polite? ! !

6. A strange love rival?

Meng Yao suspected that she was a crow's mouth in her previous life, talking about a love rival, and the love rival appeared out of thin air.

He was a very handsome boy, with cold white skin, short platinum hair, and exquisite facial features that could be said to be on par with Shen Huai's. He stood out as much as possible in the crowd.

He held a large bouquet of roses and walked straight towards Meng Yao who had just finished eating...

Meng Yao:? ? ? Where did this handsome guy come from?

To be honest, if she had been in the past, she would have licked the face of such a handsome guy so many times, but now that there is a beautiful Shen next to her with eyes like a wolf and a tiger, she is not only afraid but also scared.

always felt that this place was about to turn into a large Shura field.

Shen Huai stood aside, his face dark and unclear.

Just when Meng Yao was about to pull Shen Huai away and run away, the beautiful boy squeezed her away roughly, walked towards Shen Huai without hesitation, and presented the rose in front of Shen Huai.

Fortunately, they are not here to find me.

Shen Yao, who was highly tensed, sighed slightly, and when she realized it, she suddenly felt something was wrong.

Damn it? ? ? Is this her love rival, a man? ? ? ! ! !

Shen Huai's face had completely turned cold. He didn't know whether it was because he was afraid that Meng Yao would leave or something, but he subconsciously held her wrist firmly.

"Xie Qian, do you think you haven't been beaten enough?" This was the first time Meng Yao heard Shen Huai's icy tone, and the resistance in his tone was not concealed at all.

Xie Qian looked at the roses in his hands, and the corners of his mouth curved in a cool way. The thing that Shen Huai didn't like was a failure, so he threw a large bouquet of roses into the trash can without hesitation.

He chased Shen Huai for two years, and Shen Huai was very troubled by his persistent pursuit. In the end, Shen Huai agreed to have a fight with Xie Qian. If Xie Qian won, Shen Huai would return to Xie Qian.

But it was obvious that Xie Qian lost, so he was willing to admit defeat and keep his promise to stay away from Shen Huai's life.

"Don't worry, Mr. Shen, I'm here to give you a warning today. Do you remember why I chased you in the first place?"

Xie Qian suppressed the clearness in his eyes and smiled, but his eyes were full of world-weary emotions. .

"I heard that the little beauty next to you also has someone whom I can't forget in my heart. I just don't know whether Mr. Shen is my true love, or just another..."

Xie Gan paused, and the sneer at the corner of his mouth became more wanton.

"Substitute?"

7. Meng Yao's concerns

The first time I saw a live male Green Tea, I felt really sick to my stomach. From which hospital did this yellow hairy man with a mind full of garbage novels escape from?

Meng Yao felt that Shen Huai's hand behind him was slightly stiff, and he was so angry that he couldn't even speak clearly. He just wanted to step forward and give Xie Gan a few paws, but his wrist was kept being grabbed hard by Shen Huai and he couldn't move.

No wonder Shen Huai grabbed her in advance. He had already anticipated this idiot's retarded speech.

can't move her hands, but she still has feet!

Meng Yao, who was thinking about "how to beat this idiot to death" completely forgot that he was wearing a skirt today and walked like a lady. He kicked the person and his butt to the ground without any sloppiness. After kicking him, he didn't forget to turn around and pat her gently. He patted Shen Huai and said as if coaxing a child:

"Be good, don't be afraid."

Xie Qian, who was lying on the ground: ...? ? ?

On the other side, the flattered Shen Huai relaxed slightly, narrowed his eyes and watched Meng Yao roll up his sleeves to help him find a place. He looked like he was used to being treated like a weakling, and he completely forgot that he almost broke Xie Gan's bones when he struck out before.

However, listening to Xie Qian's words...

Shen Huai shook his head. If he said he didn't care, it would definitely be a lie.

"Substitute? I suggest you go and have a look at your brain, and also your eyes!"

Meng Yao dragged Shen Huai away with a roar. He wanted to kick him again before leaving, but Shen Huai quickly pulled him away. He didn't want to make the headlines of Tieba and be scolded by a group of people who didn't know right and wrong because Meng Yao was harmed by an insignificant person.

The two of them kept silent along the way. One didn't know what to say, and the other didn't know how to speak. Unconsciously, the two of them walked to the school auditorium.

"I was planning to wait until the end of the day before confessing, but I didn't expect that what happened today disrupted all my rhythms."

Shen Huai was slightly startled, looking at Meng Yao who was far away from him and staring at him very seriously, his heart was beating fast The rhythm seemed to be at double speed, beating up and down in the chest at high speed.

"Although you may think it's a bit outrageous, we have only known each other for less than three months, and I told you that I like you. Is this girl looking for fun and will dump you when she has had enough? Or maybe you are confused, Like the boy said, I just treat you as a substitute. "I want to say, no. I have been in love with you for two hundred and thirty-five days, but it has been a long time." The person I like has always been you."

Shen Huai's eyes gradually became clear and his Adam's apple moved slightly. He wanted to say something but didn't know where to start.

The unsmiling stone lions outside the auditorium and the marble pillars engraved with traces of time all stood there silently sighing, how time flies.

"To put it this way, I might... be a little earlier than you."

Shen Huai's hoarse voice gradually dissipated in the air, and he raised a sly smile. The whole person was shrouded in the soft sunshine, and he looked as beautiful as a trance. Field of illusion.

Otherwise, how could I accept it so easily when you approach me openly?

8. Shen Huai’s memories

In his sophomore year, Shen Huai’s aunt Shen Shen opened a hot pot restaurant near his university. In order to save a small amount of money, he went to the store to help out whenever he was free on weekends.

Of course, if he didn't go, Shen Shen threatened to hang a photo of him wetting the bed as a child in the family group.

During the year when he was working part-time, Shen Huai met a special girl in a hot pot restaurant. I've been here four times in total, and every time I come I have to order that extra spicy base, which makes me burst into tears and gasp.

During that time, I was deeply immersed in campus sadomasochism novels and couldn't extricate myself. All day long, I talked about the many tragic dumped heroines: "There is no grass anywhere in the world. If my brother can't do it, I will change it."

Over time, Shen Huai was also washed away. When I saw Meng Yao crying while eating hot pot, I subconsciously thought that this girl was a heartbroken female college student who had experienced severe sadomasochism and could not get out of the shadow.

So when she came for the third time, Shen Huai was distracted for a while and persuaded in a low voice with earnest words, "Girl, you have to be open-minded, people always have to move forward."

Meng Yao's eyes were blurred with tears from the heat. He was so hot that he couldn't react for a while. He sniffed and twitched.

"Brother, I also want to look forward, but the coupons for your super spicy hot pot are no longer available. If you eat it, it will be expired. Are you having sex with your invincible, young and beautiful daughter-in-law, my great beauty Meng Yao? "

Shen Huai held Meng Yao's hand and walked around the campus. Listening to her little mouth popping and popping all the way, looking at the weird energy, Shen Huai suddenly had the idea of ​​teasing. The voice is full of teasing:

"Who would fall in love with a piglet that cries and eats at the same time?

Meng Yao nodded seriously, "Yes, I guess only the 1.83 meter stupid dog in front of me can take a fancy to it. It digs holes and waits for the piglets to crawl in." "

" A silly dog ​​can be so stupid, but he is very smart. "Otherwise, how could this little pig named Meng Yao be hooked obediently?

"I remember, that time in the cafeteria, you didn't let me add you on WeChat. Is it because is trying to get at it and is playing tricks! "

Shen Huai frowned, his face full of disgust.

"It's so vulgar. "

I have secretly added all your contacts, but you don't know, little stupid pig.

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