No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt

No1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches their car paint when others are not prepared. To prick a classmate's butt is to take advantage of other students to stand up and secretly move their stools so that they can sit empty and fall. For this reason, the teacher often criticized him and called his parents to the class for meetings. His parents were very worried about this, and they often criticized his education and even got beaten and scolded. However, he never got better after a few days, and his bad temper returned. Yes, no, yesterday afternoon, he drew another big turtle. When the classmate in front was not paying attention, he used double-sided tape to stick it to the back of the classmate in front of him, making that classmate make a fool of himself. As a result, the classmate immediately told The teacher was very angry. Not only did he severely criticize Xiaoqiang and made him stand next to the podium, he also asked him to call his parents. Xiaoqiang said: My parents are on a business trip, and my grandpa is old and can’t walk. Can I ask my uncle to come? The teacher thought about it and said, OK! Who would have known that during class today, Xiaoqiang actually carried a three or four-year-old boy into the classroom. The teacher quickly asked: Xiaoqiang, why are you carrying a child on your back? Xiaoqiang said: Didn't you ask to call the parents? He is my brother-in-law!

No2 Today's children are really smart. Whether it is games on their mobile phones, various apps, or small programs, they can understand them at a glance and learn them. They are even better than adults.

Five-year-old Xiaoqiang asked his grandpa while playing with his mobile phone: Grandpa, do you have WeChat? Grandpa secretly glanced at grandma and whispered to Xiaoqiang: I can't even control your milk, how do I have any prestige! Xiaoqiang asked grandma again: Grandma, do you have WeChat? Grandma said: Your mother has the final say in our family, and grandma has no authority! Xiaoqiang asked again: Will you download it? When grandma heard this, she scolded Xiaoqiang: You little brat, if grandma can't give birth, where did your father and your aunt come from!

No3 Children’s Day is coming soon. The father asked his four-year-old daughter: Baby, what gift do you want for Children’s Day? The daughter knew that her mother was about to give birth to a baby, so she said to her father: I want a baby. younger brother. Sure enough, on Children's Day, the father and mother brought back a white and fat little brother from the hospital to the little girl. The little girl got her wish and was very happy. She quickly praised her father and said: Dad is great. You can get whatever you want.

The father looked happy and satisfied, and asked his daughter: What gift do you want for Children's Day next year? You can tell her in advance, so that dad and mom can prepare early. The daughter raised her head and said seriously: Are any gifts acceptable? Dad said: Of course, as long as mom and dad can do it, they will definitely satisfy my baby girl. The daughter said: If mom doesn’t mind the trouble, next Children’s Day: I want another puppy, and if I can get one more gift, I also want a kitten!