1. Hello everyone, I am a well-known local beauty. Only I know how young I am.
2. After growing up, I have learned nothing else but mastered a special skill. I can sleep peacefully without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night.
3. One day the father and his son were chatting. The father asked: Son, after so many years, haven’t you met a goddess who made you blush? The son replied: Why not, Lao Ganma!
4. How important is interest: I bought a smart washing machine for my mother and taught her how to use it N times, but she still couldn’t use it. Later, I bought her an mahjong machine , and she not only knew how to use it but also repaired it!
5. Although I am a little fat now, I think back then, when I was the thinnest, I was only six pounds!
6. Yesterday, a couple came over and asked me how to get to the hotel. I pointed them in the direction to Xinhua Bookstore without hesitation. I hope they can find themselves lost in the ocean of knowledge!
7. I suddenly discovered today that love in junior high school died from changing seats, high school died from class placement, and college died from graduation. But I am neither of them. Until now, I have no shame in falling in love, and died from looks.
8. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, , brand-name bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money.
9. I discovered something very strange. It was a multiple-choice question during the exam. If I chose A, and then thought about it, I thought it might also be B. If I don’t change it, the correct answer is B. If I change it, the correct answer is A.
10. One of the biggest worries at present: the economic strength cannot keep up with the aesthetic ability of and .
11. "There are three thousand weak water, but I only take one scoop." "Dear, you mean that I am like water, fresh and simple, gentle and gentle, lingering and flexible?" "No, you are that scoop."
12. How can I show that I have been a bad student since I was a child? When I was in elementary school, there was a small blackboard at the back of the classroom. It was used to write the names of classmates who did not complete their homework every day. Others wrote it with red chalk, but mine was written with red paint.
13. Princesses are always woken up by princes’ kisses. As for you, besides waking up from hunger, you also wake up from peeing.
14. The ancients were quite optimistic. In fact, they spent all their free time thinking about how to live forever. But modern people calm down after a busy day and collapse on the bed. There are only four words in their hearts: they don’t want to live anymore.
15. The animal school started and the elephant was late. The teacher said angrily: "Why didn't you come until now? Just don't come." The elephant said: "The truth may be late, but it will never be absent."
16. Teacher: "Imagine, if there is Bad guys are following you, what should you do? "Xiao Ming: "Stop imagining now!"
17. Mermaids are fake, at least in Chinese history, otherwise the cooking methods and taste effects will be passed down.
18. My wife is obsessed with cooking and learned to make her husband’s favorite fish head with chopped pepper . After tasting it, the husband smacked his lips: "What a good thing, what a good thing!" Wife: "Since it's so good, eat more." Husband: "What a pity, you ruined it all."
19. Ordinary people will be unable to eat when they are in a bad mood, while foodies will be unable to eat when they are in a bad mood.
20. In the past, staying together was a couple, but now staying together is a mobile phone. Once the phone is in your hand, it will last forever. If the phone is not in your hand, your soul will be gone.
21. I went to eat hot pot and saw a reminder on the wall of the hot pot restaurant that the sheep are raised by oneself, the vegetables are grown by oneself and the oil is squeezed by oneself, reminding customers to use it with confidence. When paying the bill, I quietly told the boss that I printed the money myself, so please feel free to use it. The boss chased me for several streets and failed to catch up. It was really interesting. I grew my own legs and could run wherever I wanted.
