# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

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Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and it will say on it that there is a daughter from a certain family who loves my husband very much. As the head wife, I came here to propose marriage and take concubines.

Husband: Wife, are you sorry?

Wife: Since that beauty is not afraid of embarrassment, then we have to serve her with noisy gongs, drums, and firecrackers. Locking her in the sewer for a long time is not an option. Sooner or later, she will not be allowed to see the sun?

Husband: Are you too cruel?

’s wife: I don’t want to leave any regrets. Not only do I not leave any regrets in my words and deeds, I also leave no room for regrets. If I can tolerate your ignorance, that is my magnanimity. If I continue to tolerate your presumptuousness, that is my weakness.

husband: How can you say that?

Wife: What's the matter? I married you because I want to help each other and respect each other as guests. If you can't do that, don't blame me for not giving you face. If you give me too much face, a dog will think he is a lion. .

Husband: Who do you think is a dog?

Wife: What about you? Did you bite me? Please remember that any kind of kindness and tolerance has a bottom line. If people don’t offend me, I won’t offend others. If people offend me again, I will eradicate it. (My wife is suppressing a smile in her heart, you still dare to have sex with a beautiful woman.)

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