Quarrel
A couple quarreled. The husband ignored his wife and lay alone in bed sulking.
The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked: "What are you doing?"
The husband replied viciously: "Dead!"
The wife asked again: "Why are you keeping your eyes open?"
The husband said: "I will die with my eyes open."
The wife asked again: "Then why are you still breathing?"
The husband said: "Because I can't swallow this breath..."
Sports car Keys
The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought a Ferrari sports car key. When he went into a nightclub to drink, the man threw his car keys on the table. This trick really worked, and all kinds of beautiful girls came up to chat with him. Until he was slightly drunk, several girls helped him out. One girl asked: "Where is your car?" The man said calmly: "I never drive when I drink. I take a taxi home!"
This kind of exercise can make Let’s all strive to reach 100 years old!
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