Along with the annual application craze
the college major complaint conference is about to be held~
Every year there are people crying:
The tears shed now
are all the water that went into the brain when choosing a major!
Chinese language and literature
Learn ancient prose, memorize ancient prose, write ancient prose...
Applied Chemistry
"I like you, is there a chance?"
"I like you too, there is a chance."
Medicine
Physiology and biochemistry, there must be a hook
Pathological patients, narrow escapes from death
Only after taking the exam did I understand:
Why did Lu Xun abandon medicine and pursue literature
Sun Yat-sen abandoned medicine and pursued politics
Veterinarian
Indifferent
Art
The auspicious time has arrived, highlight it
Accounting
Bad debts, wrong accounts, false Accounts
The best accountants in the world are in jail
Law
If you learn well, it is He Yichen, if you do not learn well, it is Zhang Yida
Master the password of wealth or
Judge the best accountant in the world (?)
Auditing
Working with excel manually The work
math
does this use certificate? What's the proof? Can this be proven?
Finance
Learn economics, understand investment, engage in securities
Handle tens of millions of funds every minute,
But none of them are my own...
Economics
"Arrow's Impossible Theorem"
Why is Arrow impossible?
A Luo is impossible, then
Aqiang is impossible?
computer
any programming language
starts with hello world
finally hot hot hot hot hot hot
(when the programming error occurs
the word "hot" will appear
so it is the nightmare of every student learning C language )
Journalism
You can not tell the truth
but you must not tell lies
and
"Always on the road..."
Communication
The spiral of silence, the information cocoon and the inescapable Schnum
advertising
poison Chicken soup, joke maker, a few broken words changed in one night
Radio and television director
Write scripts, film assignments, cut into films
(the cycle goes back and forth...)
Mechanical design and manufacturing
It's noon on the day of hoeing, which is not as painful as drawing.
spent the afternoon painting small parts.
Civil engineering
Who is in charge of my youth? Reinforced cement concrete
Project cost
“You are the ones moving bricks on the construction site, and I am here to count the bricks.”
What those who study construction engineering say about studying civil engineering
Design
Study art and engage in design, is not free
Most of the complaints are exaggerated and funny
It is not easy to learn any major
This article is for entertainment only , please don’t take it seriously!
