1. Before drinking, everyone introduces me as being from Beijing, I am from Sichuan, and I am from Guizhou. After drinking, it becomes that Beijing is mine, Sichuan is mine, and Guizhou is mine.
2. A girl who was a classmate in elementary school used to like to brag among the boys that she had eaten dinosaur meat. Her grandfather and father used guns and arrows to make her eat meat, and her grandfather also used martial arts. I asked stupidly, is dinosaur meat delicious? She said it was delicious, better than pork. I went home and asked my dad to buy some dinosaur meat to eat. My dad rolled his eyes. He must have watched too many cartoons and didn’t do his homework.
3. Let me tell you about a woman I saw in the KouKou group. She was from Guangdong. She said that she had a sea view house in Sanya. Then she said that her home opened a supermarket, and a few days later she said that her home was The person who makes medicinal materials said that when she was pregnant, she ate more than a thousand yuan a pound of donkey hide gelatin and didn't want to eat it. Then others watched her bragging quietly.
4. Let me tell you another one, which is bragging, but I like it very much. When I was in junior high school, there was a very tall and beautiful girl A who had a close relationship with a girl B who was number one in our class and a very beautiful girl from Jiangnan. But A’s family He is very rich, but B’s family is very poor. Then A always said that he has an ordinary family, and when buying clothes, he asks his mother to buy the most ordinary ones. He even goes to Taobao to find clothes similar to B’s, but B never feels the difference. This There should be as many brags as possible.
5. When I was in college, I had a classmate who was short and fat. He was less than 1.5 meters tall and weighed 120. His facial features looked like a large doll, but his skin was really good and could be broken by a blow. . She is the kind with overwhelming self-confidence. She feels very good about herself and thinks she is as beautiful as a fairy, so everyone gives her a nickname: Class Beauty! She often chats with us, saying that there are more than ten outstanding men pursuing her, all of whom are tall, rich and handsome. During the heavy snowfall in 2008, we skipped classes every day and stayed in the dormitory too lazy to go out. We all coaxed her to be the "beauty of the class" and coaxed her to go to the cafeteria to get food for all our dormitories. It's full of memories!
6. I saw in the QQ group that a group member posted a screenshot of the so-called Alipay , with a balance of more than 6 million. He said that he opened a restaurant (fried rice, cold dishes, etc.) and then he started his speech. , I went to Baidu for a long time (actually I took the screenshot with Alipay, and told the group members that I found it online) before I found a screenshot worth more than 10 million yuan and sent it back to him. People in the group also told me not to do this, saying that everyone We all know that it is good to watch him perform.
7. Let me tell you one thing. My younger brother’s classmate didn’t go to elementary school very much. As a result, he can’t even take the driver’s license test because he doesn’t know many words... We were chatting together and said that he had recently contracted a small project. I asked him how old he was. Live, he said 500 billion, he heard it right, it was indeed 500 billion! My brother said that you are the richest man in China! I laughed so hard that I was hurt... Afterwards, my brother said that this guy didn't even know what numbers were...
8. My roommate said every day that her brother was a translator and her father was a manager of a big company and was busy every day. It kept going on and on. Her mother was in the shipbuilding industry and said that her family owned a luxury yacht, a swimming pool and a sports car. One of her relatives even wanted to adopt her as a goddaughter and bought her all kinds of things every day. A dress cost 800. I started with a backpack that cost more than 2,000 yuan. But her cousin was in the next class, so I asked her cousin. Her cousin said that it was difficult for her family to earn 50,000 yuan a year.
9. When I was in junior high school, I met my elementary school classmate. She said that her boyfriend was waiting for her in the game arcade, so she specially took out the photo to show me. When I saw it, wasn't it Nicholas Tse ?
10. Her boyfriend’s ex said that her father is the director of the city prison and her mother is in the underworld. Her family is in three or four big factories in Guangdong. Her mother has hotels all over the country. Anyway, she is the second richest official in the government. Her father’s surname is Yang. She gave He changed himself into Jackie Chan. Later, the truth was that his father worked at the construction site and her mother cooked at the construction site. How else can I describe a 25-year-old person.
11. I suddenly remembered that a classmate in high school showed us a lot of photos and said he was her boyfriend in the United States. He was so nice to her. As young and ignorant people, we all said he was so handsome and so envious! It was only when I grew up that I realized that the photo was of Hu Xia. At that time, she had a boyfriend who already had a girlfriend. In fact, the man ignored her at all.
12. When I was in junior high school, a classmate came to my class and accused him of selling arms. When I was in physical education class, there was a car parked in front of the school. He said he was selling arms, but he broke my glasses. At that time, For more than 800 yuan, he actually said that his grandfather owned an optical shop. I naively believed it and asked his grandfather to compensate me for a pair. Damn, his grandfather went to the market to sell reading glasses.
13. My junior high school classmate got married today at noon. She married to Foshan . Her family has a villa, money, a car, and insurance. I asked her where she worked and where she lived. She replied that I had so many houses and could live anywhere. Ah, not short of money! Although I don’t know if it’s true or not, my family has been selling tofu since I was a child. After building a three-story house, I feel that my family is the richest. Who gave her the confidence.
14. There was a female classmate in the third grade of primary school who came home for lunch and her mouth was oily. I asked her what she had eaten. She said that her family had elephant meat for lunch today, and I believed it.
15. I have an acquaintance who always brags in front of me, saying how rich her family is and how handsome and rich her boyfriend is. What she said is the same as in the novel, but she dare not bring her boyfriend to show me. Another friend accidentally saw it once, and it was completely contrary to what she said. Every time we go out, she takes advantage of me. I pay for food. She is also very unpunctual. She always comes as soon as she says, but she is always not on time. I am speechless with her.
16. There was a classmate in elementary school who said that Zhao Yazhi was her biological mother. In order to hide her, she was sent to our rural village near the 18th-tier county in the mainland to be raised by her adoptive mother. At that time, "The Legend of White Snake" was popular, and many classmates believed it!
17. When I was in kindergarten, a friend told me that his father was Ultraman. The key point was that I believed him.
18. I also had this kind of classmate in junior high school. She said that she had a childhood sweetheart boyfriend and his family was very rich. However, her parents did not agree. The boyfriend was seriously ill and flew to see her. At that time, we were still fascinated by it every day. .
19. When I was a kid, there was a bus for the first time in our area. I never took my cousin and her parents took her to the city to take a bus. When he came home and told us that it was like flying on that car and that he could reach the city in the blink of an eye, we all believed him.
20. I used to work part-time in a western restaurant when I was in school. A young girl from another school who also worked part-time said that her father was worried about her being alone in other places, so he sent two bodyguards to follow her at all times to protect her.
21. A male classmate said that his family had hundreds of thousands, but he lost it because it was wrapped in a piece of paper with the password written on it, and his family went bankrupt. As a freshman in junior high school, I stupidly believed it.
