He Owns 1 Million Cigarettes #131

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

05/25 1586

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: A child carries an iron sickle on his back, digs out a small well, and makes it disappear (hit an animal)

05/22 1767

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e - DayDayNews

A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e

I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.

05/23 1781

1. I feel very sad recently because of my appearance. I even have low self-esteem because people always tell me that good-looking people are not good at anything. 2. My two best friends had a fight. No matter how much I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight. 3. I found th - DayDayNews

1. I feel very sad recently because of my appearance. I even have low self-esteem because people always tell me that good-looking people are not good at anything. 2. My two best friends had a fight. No matter how much I tried to persuade them, they refused to fight. 3. I found th

Copywriting that can make you laugh out loud during emo

05/22 1869

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

What do you do when you don't want to attend a school sports day?

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1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a - DayDayNews

1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a

Relaxing moment: The first one couldn’t beat me, the second one I couldn’t beat her

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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes - DayDayNews

1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes

20 Funny Photos That Will Make a Difference

05/24 1326

I am 29 years old and single. A few days ago, my mother complained to me: "When I was young, the fortune teller said that you would get married at 23, why are you still naked now?" I looked at my mother and said, "You don't know that knowledge can change your destiny, right?" "St - DayDayNews

I am 29 years old and single. A few days ago, my mother complained to me: "When I was young, the fortune teller said that you would get married at 23, why are you still naked now?" I looked at my mother and said, "You don't know that knowledge can change your destiny, right?" "St

Today’s joke (4)

05/22 1892

God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r - DayDayNews

God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r

God’s reply: Can this bed be used by Brother Wang next door?

05/21 1771

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

05/24 1342

1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett - DayDayNews

1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett

Sometimes happiness comes from the little things in life

05/29 1038

This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not - DayDayNews

This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not

A moment of relaxation: "What made them all choose the left side?"

05/29 2000

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters" - DayDayNews

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters"

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality, it looks a bit familiar

05/29 1331

Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people - DayDayNews

Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people

Cry with laughter! A cute baby from Hunan was covered in mud when he was rolling in the mud. His mother asked: should I beat him or wash him first?

05/29 1687

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

The hilarious scene of a drunk man! Covering face after waking up: If I could do it over again, I would never drink so much

05/29 1877

Index analysis: The market and GEM indexes rose and fell today, then bottomed out and rebounded. They fluctuated weakly throughout the day and then rebounded slightly in late trading. The one-day trend is basically weak, but judging from the trend, it is still within a safe range - DayDayNews

Index analysis: The market and GEM indexes rose and fell today, then bottomed out and rebounded. They fluctuated weakly throughout the day and then rebounded slightly in late trading. The one-day trend is basically weak, but judging from the trend, it is still within a safe range

The decline in U.S. stocks has expanded. How will A-shares do tomorrow? New energy, photovoltaics, liquor, pharmaceutical analysis

05/29 1695

Recommendation: Chinese people have always been fond of saving money. After all, most Chinese people subconsciously have the traditional thought of "having food in hand, not panic in heart". - DayDayNews

Recommendation: Chinese people have always been fond of saving money. After all, most Chinese people subconsciously have the traditional thought of "having food in hand, not panic in heart".

From a country that loves to save money to a "big debt country", where do the Chinese people spend their money?

05/29 1599

If BOE A’s daily limit on June 15 gave us unlimited room for imagination, then I will pour cold water on everyone today to cool down the situation. Yes, BOE A’s daily limit on June 15 is the bottom daily limit of Da Changyang, which is indeed worthy of our imagination. But, you k - DayDayNews

If BOE A’s daily limit on June 15 gave us unlimited room for imagination, then I will pour cold water on everyone today to cool down the situation. Yes, BOE A’s daily limit on June 15 is the bottom daily limit of Da Changyang, which is indeed worthy of our imagination. But, you k

Regarding the “priorities” and “pros and cons” of BOE A’s daily limit on June 15?

05/29 1238

The ten-year agreement is witnessed today! Recently, iQiyi's "Breaking Elite" It perfectly fits the "never walk alone" that belongs to all Taoist friends in the vast land of China! Many fellow Taoists have expressed how moved they are by the friendship they have been with for the - DayDayNews

The ten-year agreement is witnessed today! Recently, iQiyi's "Breaking Elite" It perfectly fits the "never walk alone" that belongs to all Taoist friends in the vast land of China! Many fellow Taoists have expressed how moved they are by the friendship they have been with for the

Xianmeng Academy丨The event-breaking elites collaborate with each other to trigger the process of romance, a tearful promise across dimensions

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Some people praise it, while others complain about it. Many Taoists have mixed opinions about the new 105-level spiritual beast Huangquan Cult Master that has just been launched online. Maybe it breaks the upper limit of level 95 spirit beasts, maybe it raises the status of legal - DayDayNews

Some people praise it, while others complain about it. Many Taoists have mixed opinions about the new 105-level spiritual beast Huangquan Cult Master that has just been launched online. Maybe it breaks the upper limit of level 95 spirit beasts, maybe it raises the status of legal

Spiritual Beast Collection丨The leader of Huangquan is more suitable for PVP? How to use the new level 105 spirit beast?

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The discussion surrounding the strength and training direction of Ghost Dao has been a hot topic among Taoists recently. However, due to too much gameplay content and many points that need to be entangled, many Taoists have not yet determined their training direction... Since Kid - DayDayNews

The discussion surrounding the strength and training direction of Ghost Dao has been a hot topic among Taoists recently. However, due to too much gameplay content and many points that need to be entangled, many Taoists have not yet determined their training direction... Since Kid

Xianmeng Academy丨How to choose ghost magic weapon and blood refining? These suggestions can help you

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