# funny大奖# I heard from my father that it was very interesting that there was a gatekeeper in their unit. This man's name is Liu Wenshui, and his father's unit is the Cultural Affairs Bureau. People all laughed and said that his name was well chosen because he was connected with

# Hilarious Award# I heard from my father that it was very interesting that there was a gatekeeper in their unit.

This person’s name is Liu Wenshui, and his father’s employer is the Cultural Affairs Bureau. People all laughed and said that his name was well chosen because he was related to the Cultural Affairs Bureau, Wenshui , Wenshui, and Wenshui.

Liu Wenshui said humbly and self-deprecatingly: "Hey! What's the point of being educated? I only studied the first volume in the first grade and stopped going to school."

Although Liu Wenshui is called Wenshui, he is indeed uneducated and single. He is from a nearby village. I was introduced to see the gate. I'm a bachelor and it's good to look at the gate here without any worries.

In addition to watching the gate, Liu Wenshui is also responsible for burning the boiler, which is the boiling water supply for the unit. Every day at noon and evening, people go to the boiler room on time to turn on the water. At that time, many units and dormitories were like this. You didn’t need to boil water yourself. You could just take a thermos bottle to the boiler room and fill it yourself. It’s quite convenient now that I think about it.

Someone told an even worse joke, saying that Liu Wenshui had found the right job now and would definitely not be able to leave again.

"How do you say this?" someone asked curiously.

"Liu Wenshui, Liu Wenshui, stay at the Cultural Bureau to boil water!"

People laughed and praised the person who said this as being really educated.

Liu Wenshui is in his forties, short, with small eyes, fair appearance, and sharp features on his face. He shakes his head and shoulders when he walks, as if he doesn't agree with anyone. He has two hobbies, playing chess and watching movies. Although he only studied in the first grade and played chess in the Cultural Bureau, many people were defeated by him. When he was playing chess, he never listened to the advice from those around him. He was even a little annoyed. Sometimes when he was really anxious, he would say, "Don't make any noise here. You can't see the chess piece. What are you talking about?" People watching the chess game laughed. He smiled and no one was angry with him.

Liu Wenshui likes to watch movies, it is purely because he is accustomed to it, because the cinema is a subordinate unit of the Cultural Affairs Bureau, and it is right next to it. They all know Liu Wenshui. When he goes to the movies, he always goes in with a big show, as if they own it. Same as movie theater.

One night, "War Makes Women Go Away" was shown in the cinema (around 1987), and Liu Wenshui also went to watch it.

The next morning, someone in the work unit asked him:

"Liu Wenshui, what movie did you watch last night?"

The person who asked him probably knew that he might not be able to answer the question and wanted to see his joke. Because the title of this movie sounded quite foreign at the time, and it had a lot of words.

Liu Wenguo was really stunned. He tilted his head and looked up at the sky, thinking over and over again, but couldn't say anything. Finally, he said vaguely:

"It is said... let the ladies walk first during the war and go home quickly!"