One day, Cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so he took off one thing after another, taking off and taking off, and then he was gone; there was a Baozi who was walking on the road and felt very hungry, so he ate it by himself;

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　1. One day, Cabbage was walking on the road and felt very hot, so he took off one thing after another, taking off and taking off, and then he was gone; there was a bun walking on the road, and he felt very hungry, so he ate it; two A banana was walking on the road, and the banana in front felt very hot, so I took off my clothes and threw it back, and the banana behind slipped; the ice cream went to the swimming pool to swim, and while swimming, it disappeared!

　2. Work is too miserable Yes, you can get a reduced sentence if you go to jail, and you can only get overtime if you go to work.

　3. Before I got married, I was very close to a female colleague from Guangzhou. It was the kind of relationship where we had more friends than lovers.

　4. A classmate’s computer automatically turns on every morning (probably because it turns on instantly when there is a call in the dormitory in the morning). As a result, the old man took a charm and stuck it on the computer.

　5. If it were you, which one would you choose?

　6. I have been brave and have no regrets.

　7. What would you say?

　8. Say a word and let people know that you are a person with a story.

　9. The pursuer sold his house to save my brother, what should I do?

　10. Is it possible that he ordered takeout 265 times on his birthday.

　11. What products and brands in history were very popular but eventually disappeared?

　12. Consultation

　13. If Li Bai were alive, could he win the Nobel Prize for Literature?

　14. Let’s hold a Landlord Fighting Conference. How can we win with the following deck of cards?

　15. I had a fight with my girlfriend, what should I do?

　16. If you find a husband who can take pictures and let him take pictures when traveling, it will be a happy thing.

　17. Where are you? . I was in that barbecue restaurant that was blocked by a tree

18. Did you say it? It might want to find a crack in the ground to crawl in

19. How much sorrow can you have? It's like a three-way stuck dog's head.

20. It ran 13 times, marked an "8", and ran very smoothly (6).. So 13×8+6=110, call the police to save it and resell wild animals

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1. I don’t understand how someone who only turns what he eats into shit has the right to call a person who turns what he eats into meat. 2. Life is not just about living in the present, but there is also a house that cannot be afforded and a salary that cannot support the family. - DayDayNews

1. I don’t understand how someone who only turns what he eats into shit has the right to call a person who turns what he eats into meat. 2. Life is not just about living in the present, but there is also a house that cannot be afforded and a salary that cannot support the family.

Very funny humorous jokes in the circle of friends

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My husband heard that anesthesia was required for surgery, and he was very worried that anesthesia would affect his memory. His wife teased him: "What's there to worry about? It's a good thing to forget the bad parts of the memory with the help of anesthesia, just like cleaning u - DayDayNews

My husband heard that anesthesia was required for surgery, and he was very worried that anesthesia would affect his memory. His wife teased him: "What's there to worry about? It's a good thing to forget the bad parts of the memory with the help of anesthesia, just like cleaning u

It's better if you don't know me

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# funny moment# Mr. Xu used the toilet of our RV while the RV was driving, and ended up peed his pants... Here’s what happened: Mr. Xu was our classmate thirty years ago, a CEO of a listed stock company, with assets of over 100 million. He warmly welcomed us as a couple and speci - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Mr. Xu used the toilet of our RV while the RV was driving, and ended up peed his pants... Here’s what happened: Mr. Xu was our classmate thirty years ago, a CEO of a listed stock company, with assets of over 100 million. He warmly welcomed us as a couple and speci

RV travel embarrassment

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[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl who was in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked an - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl who was in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked an

Humorous joke: My beautiful boss actually asked me to borrow money, which made me very surprised.

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As a netizen, who hasn’t used emoticons yet? Even if you don’t know the source, you are familiar with this emoticon. The emoticons that are familiar to stock traders are twice as effective when paired with the picture below. - DayDayNews

As a netizen, who hasn’t used emoticons yet? Even if you don’t know the source, you are familiar with this emoticon. The emoticons that are familiar to stock traders are twice as effective when paired with the picture below.

"The root of all evil! The origin of those god-level emoticons..." Hahaha, every one of them is classic

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A certain teacher at the university never calls names in class, but every semester he uses a digital camera to randomly take group photos of the students who come to class three times, and then all the students go to recognize each other in the last class of each semester. - DayDayNews

A certain teacher at the university never calls names in class, but every semester he uses a digital camera to randomly take group photos of the students who come to class three times, and then all the students go to recognize each other in the last class of each semester.

The teacher never calls names in class, takes photos three times at random, and in the last class all the students go to identify each other.

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1. A skier holds a sheep. This sheep will be unforgettable for a lifetime. 2. The pug’s face says it all, the surprised look is so cute. 3. New superhero team, Mothman and Batman. 4. This playground is occupied by cats. 5. The big dog is carrying the small dog on its back to watc - DayDayNews

1. A skier holds a sheep. This sheep will be unforgettable for a lifetime. 2. The pug’s face says it all, the surprised look is so cute. 3. New superhero team, Mothman and Batman. 4. This playground is occupied by cats. 5. The big dog is carrying the small dog on its back to watc

25 Photos That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud, So Funny and So Fun

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This bitter is not toxic, but it is the most bitter compound known in the world, making it intolerable. "A year and a half" is a perfect way to describe 2022. On paper it is a year, but in reality it is only half a year. - DayDayNews

This bitter is not toxic, but it is the most bitter compound known in the world, making it intolerable. "A year and a half" is a perfect way to describe 2022. On paper it is a year, but in reality it is only half a year.

It turned out to be colored contact lenses | Cold jokes 2205 & Last year today 1848

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Last night I was chatting with a middle-aged gentle man on the Internet. The popular man was really annoying and I was complaining. "Look at how you've tricked people. You're such a big man, why are you so ink? Don't you just want to invite me to hang out? Just tell me, I've been - DayDayNews

Last night I was chatting with a middle-aged gentle man on the Internet. The popular man was really annoying and I was complaining. "Look at how you've tricked people. You're such a big man, why are you so ink? Don't you just want to invite me to hang out? Just tell me, I've been

If I love you, be bolder and bigger

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Success comes from hard work, so take a break today and tomorrow. Found the source of nonsense literature. Seeing mountains is mountains, seeing water is water; there is a hidden door ahead, so rolling is very important. - DayDayNews

Success comes from hard work, so take a break today and tomorrow. Found the source of nonsense literature. Seeing mountains is mountains, seeing water is water; there is a hidden door ahead, so rolling is very important.

Daily life of sand sculpture netizens: the essence of Chinese horror

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