Wife: Every time other women celebrate a holiday, they receive gifts. Why don’t you fart even when I’m celebrating a holiday?
Husband: That’s because they are other people’s wives. You are my wife. I will satisfy you whatever you want. Isn’t that just a big deal?
Wife: I know you are stingy.
Husband: Who said I am stingy? Yesterday I bought a gold necklace for Cuihua?
Wife: You actually bought a gold necklace for another woman. Is this a mistake?
Husband: Shh, I’m just telling you this in secret, that gold necklace is fake.
Wife: That’s more or less the same, isn’t it? Could it be that the gold necklace you bought me before was also fake? I have to check myself...
Husband: Don't doubt my sincerity to you, your statement is absolutely true. If you don't believe it, you can't bite it with your teeth. You must know that true love leaves no trace...
Wife: But I I bite you secretly, and there are bite marks on that gold necklace. Alas, I realize now that the love you gave me is incomplete...
My husband regretted that he originally gave this gold necklace to his wife as a gift. It was given to another beautiful woman. No wonder that beautiful woman rejected him.
Husband: That gold necklace may have been touched by our love. It changed from a heart of stone to a heart of Bodhisattva. Please quickly find that necklace and give it to me, and I will buy you a new one.
Wife: Husband, didn't you tell me earlier that I threw that gold necklace into the trash can...
Husband: Can you still find that trash can?
Wife: The trash can is still the same trash can in our house, but I emptied the trash inside.
My husband felt a heartache in his heart...
Soon, it was the day when my husband pays his salary every month. The company had a dinner, and he came home late from get off work. When he got home, his wife rushed to welcome him.
Wife: Husband, you finally got home from get off work. I made a table of delicious food for you. Hurry and eat it while it’s hot.
Husband: Wife, okay, I am so happy.
My husband was very moved, but he was already full. No matter how delicious the food his wife cooked was, he couldn't eat much.
He had no choice but to eat in small bites while praising the delicious food cooked by his wife.
Wife: Husband, I see that your appetite is not very good. Is it because the food I cooked is not delicious or because you ate it outside.
Husband: No, no, why did I eat it secretly? The food my wife cooks is so delicious, I can feast on it every day.
Wife: Husband, don’t try to hide it from me. I can tell in a minute whether the man is eating secretly outside, by the way you don’t think about food and tea. Hey, a man’s stomach is only so big, how can it fit in it? There are so many delicious foods out there.
Husband: I really didn’t eat secretly. I ate outside at the company dinner tonight and I didn’t tell you.
Wife: Yes, I would say you eat out, but you have to remember that only when a man eats at home, he can eat outside. If you eat out in the future, tell me in advance, and I guarantee that I won’t be angry.
Husband: Wife, I knew you were the best. ,
Wife: If you had told me earlier, I would have had time to go out to eat, and my romantic date would have been in vain.
Husband: Dating between men and women or between women?
Wife: Is it possible that there are both men and women?
Husband:? ? ?
Wife: Don’t change the subject for me, hurry up and hand over your salary.
Husband: Wife, what happens after you hand in your salary?
’s wife said shyly: I still have to ask, I will definitely hand over your belongings tonight!
My husband understood instantly, and big beads of sweat broke out on his forehead...
