1. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my younger son. I shouted to stop, grabbed my eldest son’s ear and asked: Why are you beating your younger brother? The eldest son said unconvinced: I'm helping you practice the trumpet. . . 2. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It

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1. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my younger son. I shouted to stop, grabbed my eldest son’s ear and asked: Why are you beating your younger brother? The eldest son said unconvinced: I'm helping you practice the trumpet. . .

2. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It does not have the circuitousness of Chinese language, the grammar of English, or the complexity and information content of history and politics.

3, Bajie went to seek Buddhist scriptures with his master, but he didn’t lose weight even after eating so many vegetarian meals. This shows that you can’t lose weight by following a vegetarian diet.

4. It is said that your IQ will become lower in the presence of the person you like. Is it impossible for me to fall in love with my math teacher?

5, Dayu Water Control passed through the house three times without entering, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him: the Dayu missed in those years, the love missed in those years.

1. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my younger son. I shouted to stop, grabbed my eldest son’s ear and asked: Why are you beating your younger brother? The eldest son said unconvinced: I'm helping you practice the trumpet. . . 2. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It  - DayDayNews

6. Two dumplings got married. When they woke up the next day, Dumpling found a meatball lying next to him, so he asked Rouwanzi: Where is my wife? Meatball said: I hate it, you can’t recognize her if she takes off her clothes!

7. I just saw a piece of news saying that even a five- or six-year-old boy would be kicked out by a woman when he entered the women’s bathroom. I still don’t believe it. I just tried it and it’s true. My son and I were kicked out as soon as we entered the door. .

8. I wanted to ask a girl out that day. I thought about it for a long time before calling, but her father answered the call. I got excited and said: Hello, uncle, is aunt at home? I want to ask her to come out and play.

9. In the past, I didn’t play well in Honor of Kings, and my friend always scolded me. Later, I practiced hard for a season, and he couldn’t scold me anymore.

10. In the classroom, A Ming stretched out his lunch box to Ah Hua next to him and said, "Try my rice." Ah Hua took a big spoonful and put it into his mouth. "See if it's sour." A Ming added.

1. When I got home, I saw my eldest son beating my younger son. I shouted to stop, grabbed my eldest son’s ear and asked: Why are you beating your younger brother? The eldest son said unconvinced: I'm helping you practice the trumpet. . . 2. In fact, I quite like mathematics. It  - DayDayNews

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