Cousin falsely accused me of SA. Now my family is contacting me after almost 10 years.

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Cousin falsely accused me of SA. Now my family is contacting me after almost 10 years. - DayDayNews

Cousin falsely accused me of SA. Now my family is contacting me after almost 10 years. - DayDayNews

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Daily Funny: When I was a child, I scared my mother: If you don’t obey, your child will be eaten by monsters.

05/14 1364

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey - DayDayNews

1. On the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to a strange man sitting next to her: Don’t you know I’m pregnant? The man looked very nervous and said: But the child is not mine! 2. The son and his father went to the zoo. The son rode on his father's back. When he came to a donkey

This wave of humorous jokes for friends is classic, interesting, and cute.

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Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o - DayDayNews

Text/Chu Mo Qingyi ‖ Exclusively published by Toutiao Today Jiang Shudao has found a girlfriend named Li Jiandan. The reason why the two are together is due to two words, coincidence. What a coincidence, neither sooner nor later, the two of them happened to bump into each other o

"Micro Novel" Funny Love

05/16 1996

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! ! - DayDayNews

(1) Human babies grow too slowly (2) When boys go out, remember to protect themselves (3) The wonderful use of sweatshirts by foreign boys (4) You aliens are so inferior. Such an advanced civilization can’t even reach the earth. I can’t even be silenced (5) Who is spying on me! !

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Girl, are you in love with the prince’s skull?

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1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th - DayDayNews

1. Me: Brother, what are you looking for? Him: Stop talking, it will interrupt my train of thought. Don’t you know that people are most afraid of being disturbed when they are looking for something? It made me forget what I was looking for. Some people are so short-handed that th

Wise words are like bricks, just for challenging people

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Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w - DayDayNews

Today is a good day. I bumped into a handsome guy in the lobby on the first floor when I got to work in the morning. Not only did we not argue, we even chatted for ten minutes while you laughed and laughed. If it weren't for the fear of being late for work, I would have chatted w

The author of the short novel "I Bought": Shuimu Yuntian

05/16 1758

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse? - DayDayNews

Girl, if you are so tall and still wear high heels, can you find a boyfriend? Girl, if you don’t walk on the spacious road next to you, you have to climb over the wall. Isn’t this asking for abuse?

Girls, be careful about your appearance on the subway. Your highlights are exposed when you bend over. It’s so embarrassing.

05/16 1956

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga - DayDayNews

On this day, Dagang came to work at the company. Before he sat down, his colleague Ayong exclaimed: "What's wrong with your face?" It turned out that Dagang had two eye-catching scratches on the left side of his face. Ayong whispered: "My sister-in-law must have caught her." Daga

The World of Humor: A Foodie’s Promise

05/16 1184

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t - DayDayNews

I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t

A person's ideas can be as old as a gourd melon

05/13 1286

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

05/14 1476

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

Happy moment joke: One day I had an argument with my wife over a trivial matter, and the more the argument got worse, the more violent it became.

05/20 1846

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b - DayDayNews

It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

Today’s joke (3)

05/20 1840

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

"The most shameful moment during a girl's physical examination! Hahaha, I feel like I'm suffocating..."

05/19 1262

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

"It's so miserable for girls with flat chests!" Netizen: It's really heartbreaking...

05/19 1347

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours. - DayDayNews

Girls must not shake their hands when taking selfies, especially when they turn on beauty makeup, otherwise you will be like them! @PIPIZJIA的Wow weird: None of the three of us admit that this face is ours.

“Girls, please don’t shake your hands when taking selfies! Otherwise, your soul will be out of body!”

05/19 1924

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah - DayDayNews

#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah

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Know the car quotation in advance: Bengbu Yongyue Geely 4S store, Xingyue limited time special offer and big discount, 07.04-07.04 limited time special offer 0. - DayDayNews

Know the car quotation in advance: Bengbu Yongyue Geely 4S store, Xingyue limited time special offer and big discount, 07.04-07.04 limited time special offer 0.

Bengbu Xingyue is available for test drive, with a car purchase discount of 3.99%

05/20 1782

Today I would like to recommend a car to you: it is the Audi A3, which is especially suitable for daily use. It is reported that: Audi-Guanghui Anhui Aoxiang Store will give back to users for a limited time from July 4th to July 4th, with a car purchase discount of 19. - DayDayNews

Today I would like to recommend a car to you: it is the Audi A3, which is especially suitable for daily use. It is reported that: Audi-Guanghui Anhui Aoxiang Store will give back to users for a limited time from July 4th to July 4th, with a car purchase discount of 19.

Hefei Audi A3 welcomes inquiries, price reduced by 41,100 yuan

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Just now, the editor saw many friends in the car friends circle discussing the 1.93% price reduction of Haoyue. With such an attractive price reduction, friends who want to buy a car won't you consider taking advantage of it? Bengbu Yongyue Geely 4S Store, event time 07.04-07. - DayDayNews

Just now, the editor saw many friends in the car friends circle discussing the 1.93% price reduction of Haoyue. With such an attractive price reduction, friends who want to buy a car won't you consider taking advantage of it? Bengbu Yongyue Geely 4S Store, event time 07.04-07.

Bengbu Haoyue is available for test drive, with a direct discount of 1.93%

05/20 1085

When talking about ideal life, there is always a longing for the future, a comfortable and technological life, but in reality, you need a Volkswagen CC to add comfort and convenience to your real life. Currently, Xiamen Yingzhong FAW-Volkswagen Store has the best discount 8.0%, a - DayDayNews

When talking about ideal life, there is always a longing for the future, a comfortable and technological life, but in reality, you need a Volkswagen CC to add comfort and convenience to your real life. Currently, Xiamen Yingzhong FAW-Volkswagen Store has the best discount 8.0%, a

Xiamen Volkswagen CC has a limited-time discount of 20,000 yuan, welcome to test drive

05/20 1454

Sun Yutang was in a century-old obstetrics and gynecology hospital in Shanghai. When he saw his daughter being supported by a young and handsome man, he suddenly remembered that his daughter had said that after the exam was over, she would go on a trip with her classmates. Why di - DayDayNews

Sun Yutang was in a century-old obstetrics and gynecology hospital in Shanghai. When he saw his daughter being supported by a young and handsome man, he suddenly remembered that his daughter had said that after the exam was over, she would go on a trip with her classmates. Why di

Sun Yutang’s “true love” wants to become a positive person (true story)

05/20 1217

Text/Mei Lai At this noon, others choose to take a nap, but I am cleaning, not only to remove the dust of the world, but also to remove the weeds and dust in the soul, making it clean and soft, without clutter, and returning purity and freshness to the soul. . Lately I like to be - DayDayNews

Text/Mei Lai At this noon, others choose to take a nap, but I am cleaning, not only to remove the dust of the world, but also to remove the weeds and dust in the soul, making it clean and soft, without clutter, and returning purity and freshness to the soul. . Lately I like to be

If the heart is not worried, then everything will be a clear mirror; if you are kind and beautiful, then the time will not be deceived.

05/20 1967