[Humorous Joke] My girlfriend and I quarreled again because of a trivial matter. When I got off work at five o'clock yesterday afternoon, she came to the company to pick me up from get off work wearing a pair of sky-high high heels. Seeing my colleagues and I walking out, she wal

[Humorous Joke] My girlfriend and I quarreled again because of a trivial matter. When I got off work at five o'clock yesterday afternoon, she came to the company to pick me up from get off work wearing a pair of sky-high high heels. Seeing my colleagues and I walking out, she walked up to me, took my arm and said, "My dear, I'll pick you up from get off work." I looked at my girlfriend, who is nearly 10 centimeters taller than me, and my colleagues were whispering. I burst into tears, thinking that I really can’t offend girls.

[Humorous Joke] That day A Kun was playing basketball alone on the playground. An old woman came over and said to him: "Young man, you water bottle ..." A Kun glanced at the old woman and said: "No, you take it." Go." Unexpectedly, the old lady said: "No, I mean...you are a good eater, so why are you so stupid! Now, my wife keeps urging her to find someone to get married to, but I don’t want to care. Today while eating at home, my wife started nagging again. Wife: My dear daughter, hurry up and find a partner. If you don’t find someone, your mother will be anxious to death. Daughter: What are you in a hurry for? Wife: Of course I’m anxious. Look, I have a mole on my face. Daughter: These are freckles. Wife: Nonsense, it was obviously a mole born out of urgency. I...

[Humorous Joke] My best friend’s family asked a matchmaker to introduce a partner to her. Today, I accompanied her to a blind date at Starbucks . After meeting, we were both stunned. Isn't this our high school teacher? The teacher was obviously embarrassed when he saw us, and explained: I came here for my friends... We echoed: So that's it. If the matchmaker hadn't sent him a photo during the process, I would have truly believed that he was on a blind date for a friend!

[Humorous Joke] My cousin went to a bar with 3 million in gift money, but was discovered by his younger siblings. When my cousin got home, he saw his sister-in-law and father-in-law sitting angrily on the sofa. He was very frightened and quickly knelt down to admit his mistake. The father-in-law stood up and said angrily: "How dare you betray my daughter? That's too much. Come here and take care of me!" The younger brother and sister asked with a calculator: "Listen up, 65465468+6485645-4641 How much is that? "

[Humorous joke] My husband secretly used my Alipay account to transfer 1.2 million to his ex-wife. When I found out, I was very angry and had a big fight with my husband. When it came time to eat the next morning, my husband and I ignored each other. My son immediately said to me: "Mom, did you quarrel with your dad last night? Don't be angry. I'm on your side. Remember, your son is here to help you. You can't be like others who argue and take the child away if you can't win." Take it out! "

[Humorous Joke] The husband and wife were a model couple, but they felt bored at home after retirement, so they called a young couple they knew and asked them what they were doing. After a while, the wife put down the phone and said, "I was chatting while drinking coffee. How about we do the same thing." The husband said, "Okay, let's make a pot of coffee." Soon, they made coffee and sat down. Their eyes met, and the atmosphere was extremely awkward. The husband said: "You call again and ask them what they are talking about."

[Humorous Joke] The eldest brother and his wife went to work outside, and the younger nephew was left in the care of his parents. After resting, I went back to my parents’ house for two days. I was lying on the bed playing with my mobile phone when my nephew suddenly jumped on me. My stomach suddenly twitched and I almost vomited blood, but my nephew smiled and said: Uncle, I am jumping on the trampoline, it is so fun. Looking at his appearance, I didn't know what to say to him, so I silently bent my feet. When my nephew jumped up again, I straightened my feet. Unexpectedly, I didn't have the strength to control it well and kicked him away. Now, as soon as it's time to get off work, my mother calls me to come home for dinner, saying that she has cooked many of my favorite dishes. But I'm a little afraid to go back...