In the park, there is a bronze statue of a man. He is muscular and his lower body is covered only by a leaf.
Opposite him is another bronze statue of a woman: she has a slender figure, and her lower body is not covered at all.
The two of them longed for each other day and night, but they could only look at each other but not move.
One day, an angel came down from the sky, glanced at them, and said sympathetically: "You two have been standing here for fifty years and have done nothing. Oh, how pitiful. I will give you fifteen minutes now. During this period of time, you will become real people. Whatever you want to do, do it quickly!" After
said it, there was a puff of smoke and a miracle happened! The two bronze statues became living people.
Immediately, the two of them held hands and ran behind the bushes. The angel saw the branches and leaves rustling together, and the sound of laughter came again.
Ten minutes later, they walked out of the trees.
"The time is not up yet, you still have five minutes, why are you coming out so soon?" said the angel.
"Great!" they said and hurried back behind the bushes.
The angel was curious and ran forward to take a peek, only to hear the man say to the woman: "This time it is your turn to hold on to the pigeon, and I will defecate on his head!"
