Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

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Drawing

Occasionally, on a whim, I stayed up late drawing in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him.

The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and exclaimed: What kind of punch is this? Keep your fists in my eyes!

I: Ink and wash boxing: drawing, dotting, hooking, chapping, and rubbing!

He picked me up: Let’s go! Thrown me on the couch!

I sat up in embarrassment: In some martial arts, people are picked up and thrown out?

Him: Don’t you throw your pen into the water and rinse it after you finish painting?

I suddenly rushed in front of him and pinched his face with spit!

He was shocked: What kind of trick is this!

me: Splash ink!

Xiaobing said: Please post it in the next 5 minutes, otherwise I will report you!

Taxi

I was tired from taking my daughter around, maybe it was because of my back. After waiting for a long time, no taxi happened to pass by

So I called to book a taxi. It’s really cool under the sun, so that people can find it faster when they come. Between the two of us, I specifically confess: There is a little girl wearing flowery pants standing next to me.

The efficiency of booking a taxi is indeed very fast! The taxi driver stuck his head out and asked: Hello, you two are pretty girls wearing little pants, right?

Looking at the shocked expression on my face, the driver himself laughed first.

Xiaobing said: Missy, Missy, the flower girl is so big!

lychee

In the evening, I sat alone by the river eating lychees. A child next to me cried and said: Grandma! I want to eat lychees too! I want to eat it now!

The little girl’s grandmother looked at me awkwardly. I touched the child's little head and said to him: I love you walking alone in a dark alley.

Xiaobing said: The child cried and sang at the same time: I love your inexpensive appearance! Friendly reminder from

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