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About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"
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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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A netizen showed off the starry sky ceiling of his home during renovation on the Internet. After watching it, he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was really funny. The starry sky turns directly into a black hole, and romance is instantly terrifying. This netizen really opened my e
I laughed so hard that I convulsed, so hurry up and ask the designer to refund your money.
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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi
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1. Someone went to a restaurant to eat and after the fried pork slices were served. He found that there was only one piece, so he asked: "When I came here to eat fried pork slices, there were always two pieces. Why is there only one piece today?" The waiter said, "I'm sorry, the
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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes
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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got
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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."
A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?
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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha
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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will
Dude: When I was in college, I had an elective course on flower arrangement, and the final exam was to create a work in class.
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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop
Happy moment joke: My little nephew suddenly ran up to me and took a bag of potato chips and handed them to me.
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1. A friend was very fond of drinking. He came home drunk once. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to ride his bicycle to work, but he couldn't find it... His wife had already left for work, so she called and asked: "I remember that the bicycle came back last night. Why is i
Happy moment joke: I was sitting in the office at noon and received a message from my best friend: Come to the boss’s office.
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On July 4, 2022, Huawei held a summer new product launch conference with the theme of "Spanning the Future, Exceeding Expectations". At the meeting, Huawei released new products involving mobile phones, smart homes, new energy vehicles, etc., fully demonstrating its strong R&D ca
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In order to further carry out the work of creating a civilized city, on July 3, our county's urban management service center held a 100-day pledge meeting to create a sanitary city, and made every effort to promote the creation of a civilized city in our county to achieve new res
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On July 4, Wang Chao, Secretary of the Yumen Municipal Party Committee, presided over a project construction negotiation meeting for Juhua Group Company to come to Yu for inspection and negotiation, and discussed with Zhou Liyang, Secretary and Chairman of the Party Committee of
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Text/Wang Zhi Since 2018, the average transaction price of new homes in Longgang, which is a low-value city in the city, has dropped from 40,060 yuan/㎡ at the beginning of the year to 34,075 yuan/㎡ in July, with an overall decline of 14.94%.
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Fashion has never been exclusive to young people. Around us, we can also find some older people who have unique insights into fashion. The most obvious way of expression is in their matching.
Miki's mother is really good at dressing up. From her hair to her outfit, everything is exquisite. Her temperament and status are not inferior to her daughter's.