1. My son ran to me in a panic early in the morning: "Mom, did you quarrel with dad last night? Don't be angry, I am on your side. Remember, my son is here to help you. , but you can’t be like others and take it out on your children when you can’t win an argument!”
2. Brother: Don’t think my wife is careless and thinks she spends money uncontrollably, but she is actually a diligent and thrifty woman!
Me: I really didn’t see it?
Brother: Every time she spends too much money, she will save it from me!
3. When I was in junior high school, there was a classmate who had no intention of studying. His parents decided to let him work at the construction site to let him know that working is harder than studying. They hoped that he could study hard in the future. As a result, he worked at the construction site for two months and became addicted. I don't want to go back to school anymore!
4. I thought my girlfriend was being a slut, so I said a few words to her, but she didn’t like it. I took out my phone and yelled at Zhang Han’s photo: You coward, your wife is being bullied, so you’d be better off, Don't even dare to fart!
5. How should I reply to the message?
6. At night, you find out that you won 5 million in the lottery ticket you bought. Can you still sleep?
7. Is Menglong delicious or Zhong Xuegao ?
8. I’m really sorry, I didn’t see your rice bowl when I parked the car.
9. Wendy couldn’t attract these damn mosquitoes.
10. Everyone is changing, but everyone has their own troubles. Don’t look down on others, let alone yourself.
11. Isn’t this the Hong Kong I came to when I was a child?
12. The sword casting has been completed, please help me choose a name that is frightening.
13. Don’t bring bad emotions to the people closest to you.
14. I look really impressive.
15. Do you think I should beat or wash first?
16. If you had to choose one to challenge him, who would you choose?
17. On the way to Beijing, brothers, how can I get close to her?
18. The equipment of the Eighth Route Army in the anti-Japanese drama. At that time, Li Yunlong had this equipment, so he was not allowed to attack Taiyuan?
19. Why do they say you must never marry a nurse when you marry a wife?
20. “Whoever can save my dad, I will marry, with a gift of 400,000 yuan?”
